I live in a proper British Pub- AMA

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Lord Vutulaki

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I have no idea???
Ah okay I was looking at old English Pubs and saw one that was described as a "Black and white" Pub I think its just the colour scheme

We have black pubs and white pubs here in Aus but thats usually cause the blacks of the town drink in one and whites (and now everyone non aboriginal) drink in the white pub

Sad really :(
 

EyeAmYuki

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Ah okay I was looking at old English Pubs and saw one that was described as a "Black and white" Pub I think its just the colour scheme

We have black pubs and white pubs here in Aus but thats usually cause the blacks of the town drink in one and whites (and now everyone non aboriginal) drink in the white pub

Sad really :(
Shit. That's pretty fucked up.
 

Lord Vutulaki

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Shit. That's pretty fucked up.
Indeed, its self enforced though and only happens in small rural towns. I walked into a pub in a tough bush town called Moree and noticed that there wasnt any tables or chairs just a ledge around the wall to place your beer in.

Barman looks at me like he has seen a ghost, I had a newspaper in hand and he looked at it like he'd never seen one before.

He says 'Ahhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate I know if you want to be in here" I reply that I want a beer so its good a place as any.

He pours my beer and tells me I should drink it and leave as its pension day. I leave and get to my appointment and tell the client what happened and he lols and says "mate you went to the Abo pub" (his words not mine) "You would have got your head caved in as soon as they got there"

Im the colour of Wesley Snipes' asshole FFS and could only drink in the white pub in that town hahaha
 
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Man I thought EyeAmYuki @EyeAmYuki was talking to himself until I realized he's talking to the lame troll I put on ignore lol
 

Lord Vutulaki

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Claims to have put me on ignore but has spent every waking hour of her pathetic existence rainbowing my posts. and following me around like the scorned woman she is.

Terminal cancer would be better than being her lol
 

MadFatChickKilla

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Once the smoking ban come in how much did it affect business?

And did you then notice the toilets smelled like piss and the carpet in the pub smelled like stale beer?
 

EyeAmYuki

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Once the smoking ban come in how much did it affect business?

And did you then notice the toilets smelled like piss and the carpet in the pub smelled like stale beer?
Took over this pub after the smoking ban was in effect. So couldn't say. I don't know a single person that stopped going to the pub because of that though. Or drinks less.
 

MadFatChickKilla

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Took over this pub after the smoking ban was in effect. So couldn't say. I don't know a single person that stopped going to the pub because of that though. Or drinks less.
Do you have a garden for people to smoke in or are they out front?

Plenty of pubs round here have closed since the ban and a few remain open but struggle.

Appreciate your time to reply dude
 

EyeAmYuki

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Do you have a garden for people to smoke in or are they out front?

Plenty of pubs round here have closed since the ban and a few remain open but struggle.

Appreciate your time to reply dude
Both. A patio out the front and back.

No worries.
 

MadFatChickKilla

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Varies depending on %.

I'll get some examples when I get in.
No worries if you forget dude just thought I would ask.

What your top shelf like? How many spirits are up there and if I got a single of every one in a pint glass what's the total price? Understand if you can't be bothered answering this lol
 

MadFatChickKilla

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Do you think you guys could try to communicate in English in this thread please?

First there's some bullshit about crumpets and someone's nan, now this Monica shit.

I mean, seriously...
Nothing bullshit about crumpets, plenty of salted butter and a cup of tea is as good as it gets.
 
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Yeah 420 we made up and you stole from us.

It was the Monica thing I was confused about.
 
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$6.25 for a pint of beer is a little fucking ridiculous. I'd never go to your bar if I was in England.
 

MadFatChickKilla

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$6.25 for a pint of beer is a little fucking ridiculous. I'd never go to your bar if I was in England.
You need to remember ours isn't light!

It's full on smack the bloke next to you and buy him a pint to settle things kind of strength.

We use light beer to clean the glasses we drink real ale from.
 
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Still, $7 for a pint of domestic is too fucking much.

A pint of domestic here is $3 on average.

Even Newcastle is only gonna run you $4-5