I woke up with a tick on me, 2nd day in a row

[sparkuri]

Same type of tick.



This time it was on my back.

 

[supersonic]

Not gonna lie, out of all the things outside, ticks scare me the most

 

[ManDingo]

Sounds like AIDS

 

[sparkuri]

Not gonna lie, out of all the things outside, ticks scare me the most

The government is air-dropping them.

 

[CuddleBug]

Whatever you do, don't scream at it, you do not want to get a nervous tick.

 

[Wiggy]

The government is air-dropping them.

Wasn't the speculation (or maybe it was proven?) that Lyme disease was basically developed / enhanced / whatever by the govt as a bioweapon so they could do exactly this? Only then the ticks escaped?

Like on Plum Island or something?

 

[CuddleBug]

Get those little foggers and fog your house. Get the jugs of killer that you hook to a water hose and spray down the perimeter of grass all around your house.

 

[Ramon Maroni]

Wasn't the speculation (more maybe it was proven?) that Lyme disease was basically developed / enhanced / whatever by the govt as a bioweapon so they could do exactly this? Only then the ticks escaped?

Like on Plum Island or something?

I believe so

 

[RussfromNH]

FYI Chickens eat ticks
Keeping your lawn cut short helps to keep ‘em out of your yard

Once the government stopped spraying ddt the tick population exploded

Be glad you’re not a moose

 

[sparkuri]

I'm surprised no one has asked where I found the first one...

 

[Cornhole Champ]

devil's spawn imo

 

[RussfromNH]

I'm surprised no one has asked where I found the first one...

Ok where was the first tick bite???
Don’t say your dick there’s no way something that small can find something so small

Is your dog bringing them in the house?

 

[supersonic]

FYI Chickens eat ticks
Keeping your lawn cut short helps to keep ‘em out of your yard

Once the government stopped spraying ddt the tick population exploded

Be glad you’re not a moose

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Possums too. Wonder if you could have them as semi wild pets and live and patrol on your property

 

[sparkuri]

Ok where was the first tick bite???
Don’t say your dick there’s no way something that small can find something so small

Is your dog bringing them in the house?

Soap on a rope.....


It found it

 

[sparkuri]

I thought today would be a good day to shave my balls, and there it was....
I was hoping it was lint.

 

[CuddleBug]

It's either your dog or the dead moose you keep under the bed.

 

[RussfromNH]

I thought today would be a good day to shave my balls, and there it was....
I was hoping it was lint.

they are larger targets

 

[sparkuri]

they are larger targets

I don't know what's more dangerous, but it skipped the family jewels & went straight for ultimate prize.

 

[Lennybishop]

I was sitting in my chair at my house. A couple of weeks ago. Felt something crawling on me. I grabbed it and it was a tick also. I use to get them playing outside as a kid. This one freaked me out. I had the willies the rest of the day. Kept filling like one was crawling on me.

 

[Uncle Tom Doug]

I thought today would be a good day to shave my balls, and there it was....
I was hoping it was lint.

Have you been fishing recently? If so, did you happen to sit on a bucket in some tall grass? I'm asking because my friend William went fishing, years ago, and was sitting on a bucket on a little cleared out patch of tall grass. When he got home later that night, he found several ticks on his beanbag.

 

[Rambo John J]

Don't catch the can't eat meat disease, that sounds horrible

 

[SongExotic2]

I thought you only liked ticks with dicks.

 

[sparkuri]

I thought you only liked ticks with dicks.

This tick did have a dick

 

[sparkuri]

Have you been fishing recently? If so, did you happen to sit on a bucket in some tall grass? I'm asking because my friend William went fishing, years ago, and was sitting on a bucket on a little cleared out patch of tall grass. When he got home later that night, he found several ticks on his beanbag.

I was running drip line on the side of the house to my blackberries.
I was sitting down with shorts, no tall grass, but makes no nevermind.
I'm coating everything with permethrin & wearing pants even if it's 100°, which it is.

Can't be too uncomfortable to trade for alpha gal or lyme disease.

 

[sparkuri]

My neighbor is funny AF.
He one ups everything all the time.
I texted him what happened, he texted me back:

"Nasty, when I was younger, I had one go INSIDE my dick.
Had to take tweezers up my penis hole.
Bugger was 1/2" around"

It's like talking to Robert Shaw in JAWS.


"And then the sasquatch came and GROWLED.
I said honey, go inside. It's time for me to do what ya married me for."