Understand how a toaster works......I always thought the numbers meant intensity, not the number of minutes it toasts......
Something you should, but don't know how to do?
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Tolerate protestant Koreans but I cant dem mofos are the devils spawn
Anyone from the UK should be listing brush and floss properly.
I should know how to write in cursive.
How to make every woman in the world beg me to sleep with them. Just walk down the street and be every woman's "type" as we know they have their types.......
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Jerk someone off.
Way weird from the 'other side'
Way weird from the 'other side'
Read and write Thai. Feel like a fuckwit for not learning it, and now I can't be arsed since I speak it. I'm illiterate 
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Nit noi for me.Read and write Thai. Feel like a fuckwit for not learning it, and now I can't be arsed since I speak it. I'm illiterate
Snake snake fish fish mang. Learned a few curses in Burmese last night
How not?
You just write 'fuckin' in the middle of all your sentences and end it in 'cunt'
ie. "I should fukin know how to write in cursive cunt."
See? Cursive is pretty easy when get the hang of it.
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Until recently I thought bidets were fancy drinking fountains
Wtf you talking about? That dials a timer?
The fuck if I knew that.......I thought it (and Joe Rogan, Brian redban also didn't know it either)......I laughed when, on their podcast, they were saying they were going to return their toaster due to not being strong enough and taking forever to toast on "level" 7.......
Speak Spanish
Drive a stickshift
Swim
Run correctly, people have said I run like a Tyrannosaurus rex
Hotwire a car
What temperature to wash clothes, do colors go in cold or hot? I dunno....all I know is that towels and underwear go in hot. My wife refuses to let me do laundry. It also pisses her off that I have an amazing memory, but can't remember this information.
Drive a stickshift
Swim
Run correctly, people have said I run like a Tyrannosaurus rex
Hotwire a car
What temperature to wash clothes, do colors go in cold or hot? I dunno....all I know is that towels and underwear go in hot. My wife refuses to let me do laundry. It also pisses her off that I have an amazing memory, but can't remember this information.
Swim?
Yeah, I know. One of my closest friends taught swimming and I got personal lessons from him....I just can't do it. I've done some truly fearless things in my life, but I can't swim. I even have a swimming pool at my house, I just walk around in it. It is seriously something that I wish I could do, but I will never learn.
I seriously fascinated by this, not taking a shot at you. My dad learned in his late teens and his brother who's now in his late 60s still can't, I find it so strange. Is there a fear issue that creates panic or you just can't get the hang of it?
Are you.....
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Black?