Are you playing powerball lottery?

[Deleted member 1]

Nsfw language


View: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=542_1333163300





I am. You'll know I won if the website gets a serious upgrade to the fapout forum over the next couple weeks.

 

[hit4me4]

I threw some money in the abyss.

 

[La Paix]

Yup. I hope I'm allowed to keep the winnings being a foreigner and all.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Yup. I hope I'm allowed to keep the winnings being a foreigner and all.

You aren't, but give it to me and I'll cut you in on 20%

 

[Ted Williams' head]

Can you buy tickets online from Canada? I could use a billion Canadian dollars.

 

[La Paix]

You aren't, but give it to me and I'll cut you in on 20%

Not sure if serious....

 

[La Paix]

Can you buy tickets online from Canada? I could use a billion Canadian dollars.

PayPal me some $$$, I'm super honest bro.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Not sure if serious....

30% withholding

Then the govt of great white North takes its cut..

1 billion CDN becomes 700 million.
Then 33% for Ottawa becomes roughly 466 million

Then you lose 16.8% for British Columbia

See now you're at like 380 million


If I won it I just have the top tax rate at 39%

So I'd take home 600 million Canadian.


There is 220 million Canadian dollars lost by you winning.

I'm willing to set up an extensive trust and corporation system to make sure you and I split that 220 million CDN





Also in the process of this hypothetical I realized that Canada has a much lower income tax rate in the US.

But holy crap between the provincial tax and sales tax they just keep chipping away at you guys.

 

[La Paix]

30% withholding

Then the govt of great white North takes its cut..

1 billion CDN becomes 700 million.
Then 33% for Ottawa becomes roughly 466 million

Then you lose 16.8% for British Columbia

See now you're at like 380 million


If I won it I just have the top tax rate at 39%

So I'd take home 600 million Canadian.


There is 220 million Canadian dollars lost by you winning.

I'm willing to set up an extensive trust and corporation system to make sure you and I split that 220 million CDN





Also in the process of this hypothetical I realized that Canada has a much lower income tax rate in the US.

But holy crap between the provincial tax and sales tax they just keep chipping away at you guys.

If I win I'll buy every member a TMMAC mug.

 

[Deleted member 1]

If I win I'll buy every member a TMMAC mug.

Be right back jacking up the price of mugs

 

[La Paix]

Be right back jacking up the price of mugs

At a quick glance I thought you wrote jack off in mugs, either way.

 

[Deleted member 1]

At a quick glance I thought you wrote jack off in mugs, either way.

Can you imagine if I get busted by the feds for money laundering a Canadian lottery winner via mixed martial arts coffee mugs?

 

[SongExotic2]

Can you imagine if I get busted by the feds for money laundering a Canadian lottery winner via mixed martial arts coffee mugs?

It would be the 2nd biggest scandal in history

Right behind the Lawlor decision over condit

 

[La Paix]

Can you imagine if I get busted by the feds for money laundering a Canadian lottery winner via mixed martial arts coffee mugs?

Then making a fortune off semen filled coffee mugs. Then we both profit from the movie inspired by real events.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Then making a fortune off semen filled coffee mugs. Then we both profit from the movie inspired by real events.

If its mugs of my semen ....yeah you basically just bought gold

 

[La Paix]

If its mugs of my semen ....yeah you basically just bought gold

And drank AIDS.

 

[Judobill]

It's irresponsible to not play when it gets this high.

 

[BigBird]

Then the govt of great white North takes its cut..

Correction .. Lottery winnings are tax exempt under Canadian Income Tax Act so...

 

[BigBird]

Can you imagine if I get busted by the feds for money laundering a Canadian lottery winner via mixed martial arts coffee mugs?

Bet you the UG never thought of it.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Correction .. Lottery winnings are tax exempt under Canadian Income Tax Act so...

Made me look this up.

Its not counted as income by either government. It has a separate tax class.

30% for you guys 25% for us.
Can I still convince you to such a convoluted scheme over 50 million Canadian?

I need to move some mugs quick

 

[SoupCan]

I got in the OG lottery pool that oboe is doing and I'm Canadian so convert usd to cdn I'm the denim Bill Gates when we win.


View: https://youtu.be/vGk1weeQlrY

 

[Lamont Cranston]

Can you buy tickets online from Canada? I could use a billion Canadian dollars.

On on teh OG I sent a guy enough money to buy me a ticket and said if it wins we'll split it.

He bought the ticket but we did not win.

 

[Ocean6]

Someone start one here!

Oboe is doing another one over there and a second guy is thinking of adding another one.

I want every chance I can get to win some of that $$$$ and pools are the best way to increase your odds.

 

[delightone]

Someone start one here!

Oboe is doing another one over there and a second guy is thinking of adding another one.

I want every chance I can get to win some of that $$$$ and pools are the best way to increase your odds.

Yes please

 

[La Paix]

Someone start one here!

Oboe is doing another one over there and a second guy is thinking of adding another one.

I want every chance I can get to win some of that $$$$ and pools are the best way to increase your odds.

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