So The Bridge I Need to Take To Get Across Canada Is Out

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Bridge closure cuts off Trans-Canada traffic, forces U.S. detour
An expansion joint failed in the severe cold causing one half of the newly built Nipigon River Bridge to rise by two feet.

Ontario Provincial Police, North

A "mechanical failure" on the Nipigon River Bridge has closed the Trans-Canada Highway, severing the only road between Eastern and Western Canada.

By: Alyshah Hasham Staff Reporter, Published on Sun Jan 10 2016
A bridge providing the only highway link between Eastern and Western Canada split in two Sunday afternoon, and is closed indefinitely as engineers examine the damage.

Local news reports say an expansion joint failed in the severe cold causing one half of the newly built Nipigon River Bridge to rise by two feet.

“Canada has been cut in half,” said Nipigon Mayor Richard Harvey. “If you want to take something from Toronto to B.C., it goes across this bridge. There is no alternative. Every truck that goes across Canada goes across this bridge.”

Harvey said engineers are currently working to find out what exactly happened to the bridge along the Trans-Canada Highway, how serious the problem is and how long it will take to fix.

“Clearly there is a problem, how bad the problem is no one knows at this point,” said Harvey.

Bridge closure cuts off Trans-Canada traffic, forces U.S. detour | Toronto Star

Moving cross country in two weeks. So now I have to go into Murica, where I may or may not be banned. I left it up in the air and have no idea where I stand there.

Should I sneak in like someone from Spanish Canada? Tell the border guard I suck his or her cawk? (its 2016 ppl, girls have cawks)

Will some one sponsor me to be an immigrant for a day or two?
 
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She's getting in her fighter jet now she told me

Isn't she still the Australian head of state?
Hey...

I fucking rule this country...Lizzie only comes over for my annual blow job....When she has her teeth out... It's delightful.
 
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Building one highway to connect east and west is about as bright as using a beaver dam to prevent your town from flooding.
 
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Too bad you are not a fan of open borders. :D
Tee hee! It's usually easy to pass between the two, but got in a fight in Pittsburgh I did, and skipped out on the country I did!



Building one highway to connect east and west is about as bright as using a beaver dam to prevent your town from flooding.
It always has at least two parts except for this area, so stupid lmao. They can re-route through the town if they have too.
 

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What's this all aboot. The great Canadian only has one road to get across it? Stupid Canucks.
 
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What's this all aboot. The great Canadian only has one road to get across it? Stupid Canucks.
Yea there's a point all the highways go down to one.

They are building another bridge beside it incase this happened too.