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Disciplined Galt

Disciplined Galt

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"Might be in a bit of trouble here fellas, a ladyboy I've banged a few times decided that it was a good idea to come 'round my place uninvited last night.
Now normally that wouldn't be a problem, but my GF had said that she'd be back by 2400 so I didn't want the creature at my place. Which I said repeatedly, it did not listen to I. So as any clear-thinking Viking would; I lowkicked the fuck out of it. It fell down and out on my "balcony" got up and got out.
Now the dilemma is that this ladyboy is in tight with the black dudes at soi Arab. So I might have some trouble getting my kebab fix for a while. Been receiving death-threats all night. I ain't so worried 'round my area.

Vutu if you are reading this. Pattaya might be our best bet." - Galt
 
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Galt said:
"Might be in a bit of trouble here fellas, a ladyboy I've banged a few times decided that it was a good idea to come 'round my place uninvited last night.
Now normally that wouldn't be a problem, but my GF had said that she'd be back by 2400 so I didn't want the creature at my place. Which I said repeatedly, it did not listen to I. So as any clear-thinking Viking would; I lowkicked the fuck out of it. It fell down and out on my "balcony" got up and got out.
Now the dilemma is that this ladyboy is in tight with the black dudes at soi Arab. So I might have some trouble getting my kebab fix for a while. Been receiving death-threats all night. I ain't so worried 'round my area.

Vutu if you are reading this. Pattaya might be our best bet." - Galt
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Winner for me.

I have treated a few thai tough guys into understanding me a few times.

Brawn works...And a no fuck attitude helps.

Pad thai for you fucker....No winner no kebab.
 
Disciplined Galt

Disciplined Galt

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Yeah there are a couple of bars I know on Soi 3 that cater primarily to middle-easterners, Africans and appropriators of culture like myself.
 
Lord Vutulaki

Lord Vutulaki

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Galt said:
Yeah there are a couple of bars I know on Soi 3 that cater primarily to middle-easterners, Africans and appropriators of culture like myself.
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Are the women the bottom of the barrel or are there are few diamonds in the rough who want to work with their cousin from back home?

In patts I got taken to a shitty Aussie expat pub and the women were shit then this legit 9 sat on my lap out of nowhere.

I was coked off my tits and almost had a heart attack, the Aussies lol'd and said "Mate she's so fresh off the bus she hasnt been taught to hate black fellas yet"

I was so fucking high that I got all arrogant and when she said "I come witch chew" and the aussie owner said "No bar fine mate this ones on the house" I said Ill think about it and she got offended when they translated what I said so she walked off.

They said shed end up at Bacara soon enough but got off the bus that very morning so had no idea what she was worth.
 
Disciplined Galt

Disciplined Galt

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Vutulaki said:
Are the women the bottom of the barrel or are there are few diamonds in the rough who want to work with their cousin from back home?

In patts I got taken to a shitty Aussie expat pub and the women were shit then this legit 9 sat on my lap out of nowhere.

I was coked off my tits and almost had a heart attack, the Aussies lol'd and said "Mate she's so fresh off the bus she hasnt been taught to hate black fellas yet"

I was so fucking high that I got all arrogant and when she said "I come witch chew" and the aussie owner said "No bar fine mate this ones on the house" I said Ill think about it and she got offended when they translated what I said so she walked off.

They said shed end up at Bacara soon enough but got off the bus that very morning so had no idea what she was worth.
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Nah man, some chicks just like black dudes. As for the middle-eastern guys the girls charge the shit out of them and they have a bad rep for kinky and demeaning stuff.
 
Disciplined Galt

Disciplined Galt

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As I'm posting this I am jacking numbers to all parents from the learning centre, this might be profitable after all...
 
Lord Vutulaki

Lord Vutulaki

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Galt said:
lol once banged a midget in Stockholm off of the alt-rock club Debaser.

Tell me about this midget @Vutulaki
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There was a traffic jam on beach road and we were trying to get to the Entrance of Walking St (my hotel) to do more cocaine and so got off the baht bus and my mate spotted this midget freelancer and said 'Fuck lets take her with us!" which I thought was a sensible course of action at the time so I asked her to walk with us and she lost the plot "Puk you you brak man" blah blah and started running with her heel or some kind of weapon in her hand at me so I ran off towards my hotel. Im filling in the gaps here cause I cant remember it in any detail due to the drugs and alcohol I consumed that night.
 
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Vutulaki said:
There was a traffic jam on beach road and we were trying to get to the Entrance of Walking St (my hotel) to do more cocaine and so got off the baht bus and my mate spotted this midget freelancer and said 'Fuck lets take her with us!" which I thought was a sensible course of action at the time so I asked her to walk with us and she lost the plot "Puk you you brak man" blah blah and started running with her heel or some kind of weapon in her hand at me so I ran off towards my hotel. Im filling in the gaps here cause I cant remember it in any detail due to the drugs and alcohol I consumed that night.
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That was mean of her. :(
 
Disciplined Galt

Disciplined Galt

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Lmao you got chased by a midget hooker with a shoe. That even qualifies as bizarre in my world.
 
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Disciplined Galt @Galt so did you touch the trannys winky or what man?

I wanna know how this shit goes down.
 
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