Good god. ..Can't afford a fleshlight?

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Not much else to tell really. Our cups have been going missing for a while now and my rooommate always acts surprised when I mention it. "More have gone missing?? What the hell is going on here?!?".

Today I had my parents over for lunch and to help clean up our back patio. His bedroom window looks onto the patio and he had his blinds closed except for the last foot from the ground, where literally the only thing you could see is cum cup. My dad noticed it first but luckily they didn't realise what it was.

I'm now sitting here thinking about everything that's gone missing recently and whether or not he could have fucked it. My sports shoes went missing a few weeks ago, would he really have fucked my shoes?


HAHAHAHAHA
 

ECC170

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in prison they call that a FeeFee..but they use a towel..
 

Ghost Bro

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Wait..How does it fit in the spandex whole??? Asking for a friend lol
 

GSPTrainingInAPool

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UNREAL!!! I'd recommend buying some red solo cups and disposing after each use. Highly environmentally friendly but do what you gotta lmfao