Slow people at the buffet line

[teamquestnorth]

Piss me the fuck off. Got caught behind a fat dude in line tonight that was picking each individual baby carrot up one at a time and was gently and slowly placing it on his salad.

I don't got time for that shit.

When I hit up a buffet its because I'm fucking starving and when I get inside its GO time.

They should make 2 separate lines. Like an express line for people who don't slowly shuffle their legs and waddle down the line picking up one individual item at a time. I can build up a heaping mountain of food in less than a minute.

Sorry had to vent. Now I think I ate too much and experiencing stomach cramps.

 

[Deleted member 1]

What buffet did you go to?

 

[SC MMA MD]

John Pinette had a great bit about slow people at the buffet, as well as the story about the Chineese buffet owner trying to poison him with MSG "you been here FOUR HOUR"

 

[teamquestnorth]

What buffet did you go to?

A place called Hometown buffet.

 

[Priziesthorse]

With the type of girls you take on dates it must be more economical for you to take them to a buffet.

 

[Deleted member 1]

A place called Hometown buffet.

Same people that do Ryan's down here in the south.


You weren't missing anything my man.

Except that damn dessert area is legit

 

[EyeAmYuki]

Most American thread title ever.

 

[SongExotic2]

A place called Hometown buffet.

Dude I went there on Monday it was fucking horrible. I have 38 different bosses too and one of them had taken the day and took his kid there for her bday. Well the dudes wife sees us acknowledge each other and proceeds to introduce herself to me and start yapping about all kinds of shit when he went for food. I swear this lady was trying to get my sting.

Anyhow the food was disgusting. I gave up after 3 plates and ate brownies (that taste more like cheese) until I was full, then wanted to chuck up the rest of the day.

2/10

See me

 

[teamquestnorth]

Dude I went there on Monday it was fucking horrible. I have 38 different bosses too and one of them had taken the day and took his kid there for her bday. Well the dudes wife sees us acknowledge each other and proceeds to introduce herself to me and start yapping about all kinds of shit when he went for food. I swear this lady was trying to get my sting.

Anyhow the food was disgusting. I gave up after 3 plates and ate brownies (that taste more like cheese) until I was full, then wanted to chuck up the rest of the day.

2/10

See me

I didn't think it was too bad. Kinda spendy at around $15 including a drink though.

Had salad, meatloaf, fried chicken and shrimp, tacos, and pizza.

The place was packed with slow moving old timers though that was the downside. Probably won't go there again.

 

[Sweets]

I didn't think it was too bad. Kinda spendy at around $15 including a drink though.

Had salad, meatloaf, fried chicken and shrimp, tacos, and pizza.

The place was packed with slow moving old timers though that was the downside. Probably won't go there again.

That's beautiful.

 

[SC MMA MD]

A place called Hometown buffet.

Hometown Buffet and A Chineese buffet were my occasional "treat" meals when I was in medical school. Hometown Buffet had good chicken fried steak. I would probably die if I ate a meal of that now.

 

[SongExotic2]

I didn't think it was too bad. Kinda spendy at around $15 including a drink though.

Had salad, meatloaf, fried chicken and shrimp, tacos, and pizza.

The place was packed with slow moving old timers though that was the downside. Probably won't go there again.

You got ripped off homie. One I went Monday was like 9 bucks for lunch. Loaded with old people, to the point I actually worried Wethersfield or not I'd lose my appetite if they shit their pants while I waited behind them.


Just kidding.

I diddnt have to wait.


It tasted like a manatees taint tho.

I diddnt try the chicken or mash however as I'd had it the day before from kfc

 

[Left Hook Larry]

I don't like the chain buffets never have. If i'm hitting up a buffet usually its Chinese I feel I can at least eat semi-healthy and the food is usually good quality.

 

[SNIDELY WHIPLASH]

Been a long time since I went to a real buffet. We have buffets everywhere in NYC at the bodegas and such, but that's different than a place like Golden Corral.....

 

[teamquestnorth]

Been a long time since I went to a real buffet. We have buffets everywhere in NYC at the bodegas and such, but that's different than a place like Golden Corral.....

I've never been to a Golden Corral but from what I heard, them along with Cicis pizza is the absolute bottom of the barrel as far as buffets go.

 

[member 3289]

Been a long time since I went to a real buffet. We have buffets everywhere in NYC at the bodegas and such, but that's different than a place like Golden Corral.....

You're the first New Yorker I've ever seen that has admitted that something in NY is not as good as in other parts of the country.

Normally New Yorkers can't stop telling people how much better everything is there.

 

[Left Hook Larry]

I've never been to a Golden Corral but from what I heard, them along with Cicis pizza is the absolute bottom of the barrel as far as buffets go.

I had a buddy who worked at a Cicis during high school. He told me they were redoing the paint in the restaurant. Of course they didn't want to shutdown if it wasn't necessary. They were scraping and sanding the paint at the top of the wall 3-4 ft from the buffet lineup. You could see the small paint particles from the sun shining through the windows. It was like dust in the air but you can clearly see some of it going right on top of the food. And those poor souls probably have lead poisoning or some shit now. It closed down about a year and a half later.

 

[member 3289]

I've never been to a Golden Corral but from what I heard, them along with Cicis pizza is the absolute bottom of the barrel as far as buffets go.

I like Golden Corral, but Cici's Pizza is the absolute fucking worst.

It's like a meeting place for the lowest rung of society.

 

[SNIDELY WHIPLASH]

I've never been to a Golden Corral but from what I heard, them along with Cicis pizza is the absolute bottom of the barrel as far as buffets go.

And you're fucking correct, because the last time (and only time) I went to a Golden Corral was in like 2003. The food was JUST AWFUL. That's not saying much because most chains suck here unless you go to the burbs. We really don't eat at too many chains.

I just couldn't think of the last place besides Vegas that I went to an authentic buffet. I know I've been to a quite a few I just don't remember where.

 

[Limpy]

@girlandcoconut you ever eat at Granny's Buffet? I used to go there all the time when I went around where you live. What a giant shit show that place is.

 

[SongExotic2]

I like Golden Corral, but Cici's Pizza is the absolute fucking worst.

It's like a meeting place for the lowest rung of society.

I've never heard of this place but I wanna see

 

[SNIDELY WHIPLASH]

AAHHHHHH I remember......the last buffet I went to was in one of the hotels at Atlantic City.

Still, no buffets are better than Vegas. Just crazy food all over the place....

 

[Bluesville]

Piss me the fuck off. Got caught behind a fat dude in line tonight that was picking each individual baby carrot up one at a time and was gently and slowly placing it on his salad.

I don't got time for that shit.

When I hit up a buffet its because I'm fucking starving and when I get inside its GO time.

They should make 2 separate lines. Like an express line for people who don't slowly shuffle their legs and waddle down the line picking up one individual item at a time. I can build up a heaping mountain of food in less than a minute.

Sorry had to vent. Now I think I ate too much and experiencing stomach cramps.

Bro I go slow at the buffet too.

Us fatties do it to convince you skinny cunts our fatness is an optical illusion .

 

[MMA.X]

Gotta love first world problems haha

 

[Wild]

A place called Hometown buffet.

Hometown buffets are amazing. And I agree about slow people in the lines. They piss me off to no end. When I go to a buffet (which isn't often), it's for one reason only...to get in, destroy some shit, and get out. I can prepare and eat two heaping plates + something from the ice cream bar in 17-18 minutes, easily.