Slow people at the buffet line

[Yossarian]

We don't even have shit like that here.the only buffets are at Chinese restaurants

And here is where?

 

[megatherium]

And here is where?

He's in BC. We eat a lot of Chinese up here. I grew up on the stuff.

Thought I'd get a little adventurous today; had Japanese at the food court!

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

He's in BC. We eat a lot of Chinese up here. I grew up on the stuff.

Thought I'd get a little adventurous today; had Japanese at the food court!

Run by koreans no doubt.

Speaking of whom the only buffet ill do it is korean bbq where the food bar is raw and you cook it yourself. My stupid wife eats heaps of rice and ill be like "eat the most expensive shit even if you don't like it "

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Run by koreans no doubt.

Speaking of whom the only buffet ill do it is korean bbq where the food bar is raw and you cook it yourself. My stupid wife eats heaps of rice and ill be like "eat the most expensive shit even if you don't like it "

That's the fucking way to do it man. I love pork buffets 119 baht and I eat until I pass out, that might be the alcohol though.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

That's the fucking way to do it man. I love pork buffets 119 baht and I eat until I pass out, that might be the alcohol though.

Sounds good. Also you want to sit close to the food. Our local joint will put out 6 scampi on ice every 20 minutes or so and ill scoop them up. They fucking hate me.

 

[girlandcoconut]

@girlandcoconut you ever eat at Granny's Buffet? I used to go there all the time when I went around where you live. What a giant shit show that place is.

Nope can't say that I have. Sounds sus as!

 

[girlandcoconut]

Piss me the fuck off. Got caught behind a fat dude in line tonight that was picking each individual baby carrot up one at a time and was gently and slowly placing it on his salad.

I don't got time for that shit.

When I hit up a buffet its because I'm fucking starving and when I get inside its GO time.

They should make 2 separate lines. Like an express line for people who don't slowly shuffle their legs and waddle down the line picking up one individual item at a time. I can build up a heaping mountain of food in less than a minute.

Sorry had to vent. Now I think I ate too much and experiencing stomach cramps.

They need a TSA precheck for buffet restaurants. Brilliant!

 

[Lamont Cranston]

AAHHHHHH I remember......the last buffet I went to was in one of the hotels at Atlantic City.

Still, no buffets are better than Vegas. Just crazy food all over the place....

VEGAS BUFFET!

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

I've never been to a Golden Corral but from what I heard, them along with Cicis pizza is the absolute bottom of the barrel as far as buffets go.

golden corral is pure shite. I've gone there twice for birthdays (who the fuck likes that shit on their birthdays?), and i refuse to go again. its the worst "food" I've had.

 

[Wild]

Golden Corral, Hometown, Ryans. We call all of these places Scarf & Barf. Places to go when you're starving & quantity > quality is of importance.

 

[check it]

golden corral is pure shite. I've gone there twice for birthdays (who the fuck likes that shit on their birthdays?), and i refuse to go again. its the worst "food" I've had.

Their commercial was all i needed to never want to eat there.
looked gross like school cafeteria food ... out of a can, and dumped into a warming tray

i wonder about people who enjoy that place...i don't think they like the taste of the food as much as they like participating in the free for all
i want 5 cakes, 16 bacons., 22 ribs. and a sundae with 9 layers of ice cream. and i need sunflower seeds and those weirdo noodles on top of my salad that's covered in all 8 of the dressings.

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

Their commercial was all i needed to never want to eat there.
looked gross like school cafeteria food ... out of a can, and dumped into a warming tray

i wonder about people who enjoy that place...i don't think they like the taste of the food as much as they like participating in the free for all
i want 5 cakes, 16 bacons., 22 ribs. and a sundae with 9 layers of ice cream. and i need sunflower seeds and those weirdo noodles on top of my salad that's covered in all 8 of the dressings.

that's kind of what it reminded me of. it may just be the one i live by though, so that's what I'm judging them by.
a lot of people go there, so maybe they've got a better one. who knows.

 

[check it]

There is no better one. I think you're right on with the shit food assessment.

Although..plenty of people like that place