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Bluesville

Bluesville

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Also, after getting a long email from the Royal Mail apologising for losing my passport, I checked the tracking number again and it's in Bangkok.

Hooray.
 
Bluesville

Bluesville

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Yes, it's still going to cost me $100 in fines but much better than it could have been.

In preparation for going to China I'm watching Ip Man.
 
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Punch

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My 20 month old asked me if we could go pick flowers today. I said that there were no flowers to pick outside. She asked me why, so I tried to explain the seasons to her. Of course she looked at me like I had a dick growing out of my face the entire time.
 
ThatOneDude

ThatOneDude

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Alienator said:
My 20 month old asked me if we could go pick flowers today. I said that there were no flowers to pick outside. She asked me why, so I tried to explain the seasons to her. Of course she looked at me like I had a dick growing out of my face the entire time.
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"because"
 
ThatOneDude

ThatOneDude

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Alienator said:
I appreciate the sentiment homie.

Fake piss in a cup yet?
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Hopefully today. Gonna use my homies pee. I sterilized a container for him to piss into when I get the call

Also I'm not actually sorry your daughter is smart. That's awesome.
 
BJTT_Pella

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Sophia_Helwani said:
Hopefully today. Gonna use my homies pee. I sterilized a container for him to piss into when I get the call

Also I'm not actually sorry your daughter is smart. That's awesome.
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How are you going to heat it? Most drug screenings have a temp strip and the piss needs to be within a certain temp range. When i used the fake urine it came with a heating pad. I must have let it get to hot cuz the temp strip on the bottle went to straight black, off the scale. The dude who collected my sample said that it was odd, that something was wrong with the temp indicator.
 
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Punch

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BJTT-Pella said:
How are you going to heat it? Most drug screenings have a temp strip and the piss needs to be within a certain temp range. When i used the fake urine it came with a heating pad. I must have let it get to hot cuz the temp strip on the bottle went to straight black, off the scale. The dude who collected my sample said that it was odd, that something was wrong with the temp indicator.
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Maybe he'll "secure the package"? :D

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62k3OwTXXjc
 
ThatOneDude

ThatOneDude

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BJTT-Pella said:
How are you going to heat it? Most drug screenings have a temp strip and the piss needs to be within a certain temp range. When i used the fake urine it came with a heating pad. I must have let it get to hot cuz the temp strip on the bottle went to straight black, off the scale. The dude who collected my sample said that it was odd, that something was wrong with the temp indicator.
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He shall pee into a sterile container. From there I will insert the fresh pee into the blader and affix a heat pad to it. The bladder has a temp strip on it as well.
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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My dog keeps showing his lipstick, that pervert.

Sough that I remarked on how much money we could save if she used nature's natural resources. Then he started going to town on himself and she pointed out he's gay because he's always getting into it with his buffalo bill stick.

And it got me wondering....


Is chunk gay?

Do I care?

Can I continue his attack/ bjj/ suplex training if it turns him on.

I just want to train him to be a warrior, but if all he's learning is sexual lipsticks I may need to re-evaluate. I dunno.

Any advice?
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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And fuck bill alfonso.

I hate that guy








I hate him more than sauron
 
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