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Disciplined Galt

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So last night I had decided to slang some ganja off of Khao Sarn because they pay tourist prices. As I'm getting off the bike I fell right on my head which opened a big gash, head wounds bleed a lot so I tied my t-shirt like a bandana to stem the bleeding.

As I walk onto the main road there's this bearded guy going on and on about brimstone and hellfire and whatnot. Naturally I walk up face to face with him (in a non-threatening manner) and start singing the Swedish national anthem at the top of my lungs. Out of the shadows emerges this clean-cut mormon looking fella. He tells me I am not allowed to interrupt crazy preacher dude, I tell him to fuck off and that I have every right to do so. He points out that I'm bleeding and that he'll go get the cops to take me to a hospital. I think fuck that and went and had a beer. Seeing me rocking the bare torso and bandana look 4 British lads immediately followed suit at the bar. Guess I'm a trend setter.

Anyway, I reckon those two mormon fellows are spooks.
 
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Galt said:
So last night I had decided to slang some ganja off of Khao Sarn because they pay tourist prices. As I'm getting off the bike I fell right on my head which opened a big gash, head wounds bleed a lot so I tied my t-shirt like a bandana to stem the bleeding.

As I walk onto the main road there's this bearded guy going on and on about brimstone and hellfire and whatnot. Naturally I walk up face to face with him (in a non-threatening manner) and start singing the Swedish national anthem at the top of my lungs. Out of the shadows emerges this clean-cut mormon looking fella. He tells me I am not allowed to interrupt crazy preacher dude, I tell him to fuck off and that I have every right to do so. He points out that I'm bleeding and that he'll go get the cops to take me to a hospital. I think fuck that and went and had a beer. Seeing me rocking the bare torso and bandana look 4 British lads immediately followed suit at the bar. Guess I'm a trend setter.

Anyway, I reckon those two mormon fellows are spooks.
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I used to let them in whenever I was stoned and troll them.

"can I get you guys a coffee?"

"No no we're fine"

"No I insist, actually its beer oclock"

You get the picture

Funny thing is that they very rarely told you the rules the first time they meet you, only the good stuff just like regular travelers
 
Disciplined Galt

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Vutulaki said:
I used to let them in whenever I was stoned and troll them.

"can I get you guys a coffee?"

"No no we're fine"

"No I insist, actually its beer oclock"

You get the picture

Funny thing is that they very rarely told you the rules the first time they meet you, only the good stuff just like regular travelers
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I think me bleeding all over the place sort of took the momentum out of his street-preaching.
 
Disciplined Galt

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Can't post pics right now, I don't think it's that bad though. Just a single gash maybe 5 centimetres long. Head wounds bleed like a motherfucker though.
 
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I'm impressed by your rather lackadaisical approach go both blood and Mormons.



Who is the guy preaching to? Holiday goers or Thais?
 
Disciplined Galt

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Had to look that word up, thanks! I reckon he was preaching to holiday goers since the only Thais around nowadays are the owners, and preaching to them is akin to preaching celibacy to a Mama-San.

As for my approach to blood, well :D after you've taken as many hits as I have I reckon it's natural. My Chiuchow landlady helped me up the stairs last night, blood loss and alcohol made me quite dizzy. Neighbors all think I should go to the hospital and normally I would, but my lack of paper work reserves that for only the most dire of situations. I have several stitch-jobs that in hindsight would've been better off healed naturally.
 
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adjective
  1. lacking enthusiasm and determination; carelessly lazy.
    "a lackadaisical defence left Spurs adrift in the second half"
    synonyms: careless, lazy, lax, unenthusiastic, half-hearted, uninterested,lukewarm, indifferent, uncaring, unconcerned, casual, offhand, blasé,insouciant, leisurely, relaxed; More
 
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Vutulaki said:
You been to Koh Sarn Splinty? if not its the first time in TL tourist beat
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No, skipped it on purpose since the police were upping their random piss testing and I didn't feel like urinating in a bottle on the side of the street
 
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Splinty said:
No, skipped it on purpose since the police were upping their random piss testing and I didn't feel like urinating in a bottle on the side of the street
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Smart I saw that go down in Pattaya, there were 3 lines coming out of the bar 1) Farang who got tested and were okay 2) Farang who pissed dirty 3) Farang who paid the bribe and were allowed to finish their drinks before leaving .

Whats you fav part of TL, that is if you have one?
 
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Vutulaki said:
Smart I saw that go down in Pattaya, there were 3 lines coming out of the bar 1) Farang who got tested and were okay 2) Farang who pissed dirty 3) Farang who paid the bribe and were allowed to finish their drinks before leaving .

Whats you fav part of TL, that is if you have one?
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pretty sure his favorite part is the ladyboys
 
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Splinty said:
You haven't lived until the 3rd gender has taken a peek at the urinal.

But I know youve lived.
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I havent lived enough to know trannies use the mens pissers but more power to you bro. Rock out with your cock out.
 
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I prefer Soi Rambutree to KSR although it was the first place I went to when I landed in BKK.

Those Mormon types are all over nowadays

I met some fairly recently and they seemed nice enough, a bit straight laced but harmless.

"So what do you do here then lads"

"We teach the word of Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour"

"In a bit then lads"
 
Disciplined Galt

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Splinty said:
The "fine" just gets bigger at the roadside.




Bangkok, and specifically anywhere I can eat and haggle.

Markets are something special that I wish weren't lost in the "modern" west.
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Doc, I live on the street known as Moonlight Market. Centre of the low class Chinese refugees who came over. I'll take you shopping next time you're over, won't even stab you.
 
Disciplined Galt

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Bluesville said:
I prefer Soi Rambutree to KSR although it was the first place I went to when I landed in BKK.

Those Mormon types are all over nowadays

I met some fairly recently and they seemed nice enough, a bit straight laced but harmless.

"So what do you do here then lads"

"We teach the word of Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour"

"In a bit then lads"
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Used to have this Khorat gig that always wanted to meet at rambuttri. zZHer numbrt gone missing. Lot of soft ass preaching around Tong lor and ekkamai but now fuckers care to step it up at Khao sarn, shit this is where I exploit tourusts?
 
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Galt said:
Used to have this Khorat gig that always wanted to meet at rambuttri. zZHer numbrt gone missing. Lot of soft ass preaching around Tong lor and ekkamai but now fuckers care to step it up at Khao sarn, shit this is where I exploit tourusts?
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Shit's bad for business man.
 
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