Besides coming in late(super stoned) and my general shitty short timers attitude I perfected in the service, what else should I do at work today?
Last day at work
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Steal a ton of pens.
Copy a body part and post it here.
Script a usergroup to open TMMAC as homepage randomly.
Eat at your desk. But not like normal food. Get some Korean BBQ and hot plate and just sizzle it at your desk.
Wear big red clown shoes with business casual.
Hit on that one girl you pussied out on. Don't have one? Hit on Martha over in accounting.
More to come.
Copy a body part and post it here.
Script a usergroup to open TMMAC as homepage randomly.
Eat at your desk. But not like normal food. Get some Korean BBQ and hot plate and just sizzle it at your desk.
Wear big red clown shoes with business casual.
Hit on that one girl you pussied out on. Don't have one? Hit on Martha over in accounting.
More to come.
We really don't use paper so not a lot of pens unfortunately.
No copier either
Lol I think I'll set a gpo to make TMMAC the home page on our terminal server
I have my own office so no one would notice the BBQ unfortunately, but I might do it anyways because it's delicious
I wear flip flops/barefoot and workout shorts to work as it is
That'll be funny, I'll be sure to do that.
I'm trying to have hr send me home by 11.
Good ideas thus far
Lol that's kind of funny, I like this idea
Due to this thread I won't be making TMMAC the homepage, maybe I'll do the UG.
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Setup an old machine on a desk. Turn it on, lock screen saver.
Tape a sign that says "Do NOT turn off this machine "
Check in with coworkers in 6 months and see if its still on.
Tape a sign that says "Do NOT turn off this machine "
Check in with coworkers in 6 months and see if its still on.
Fap one last time
Look at this traffic...... Atleast I'm baked
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Normally I'd tell you not to drive stoned, but posting while driving cancels it out so you should be good. God's speed.Look at this traffic...... Atleast I'm baked
Please take pictures of milf's and heck, all hot chicks and post them here......thanks in advance
That's a zero
That is fucking unacceptable. There has to be a milf or at least one chick.......
None that are hot
we are all nerds
i'm telling them you're stoned
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you really shouldn't be on your cell phone and driving. especially since you are under the influence of drugs.Look at this traffic...... Atleast I'm baked
Nerd chicks are the best. There has to be at least one librarian type there.........None that are hot
Nope, I wish there were
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder......any slightly justifiable chicks with big gazangas?
One Indian chick, her voice makes me want to stab my ears with ice picks. New job has some hot as fuck HR chick's and writers.
I've had my ear buds in all morning..... I'm not listening to anything.
I can't hear her but am quite happy to see her.....