Selecting your Lady of the Night

[Disciplined Galt]

So, yesterday I got exceedingly daydrunk and decided to go to Nana Plaza, my intention was to sell some weed but it was too early and I was too drunk. Ended up having a bunch of drinks, then decided to go home. However I was ambushed by Dr Blowjobs massage parlor, feeling a bit randy I decided to get my dick wet. And one of the ladies was quite the looker and had tits as well as ass, so she was selected. I negotiated the price down to 200 baht for just a fuck with no massage.

Went upstairs to the fuck-room and off go the clothes, she reveals stretch marks like she has carried triplets and a hideous tramp stamp. I shrunk like Lloyd Irvin pre-rape and decided Njet. Gave her the 200 baht and got on a bike home.

This leads me to the question, how does one go about selecting ones lady of the night in the best way?

 

[jason73]

if you would have just got a bj there wouldnt have been a problem.it is dr blowjobs massage parlour after all lol

 

[Papi Chingon]

I have no experience with hookers, but I would venture to guess that the quality offerings would not be found at an establishment called Dr. Blowjobs.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

I have no experience with hookers, but I would venture to guess that the quality offerings would not be found at an establishment called Dr. Blowjobs.

Nor would it cost 200 baht. If I want I can get an actress level looking girl for 2000 baht. Probably cost most guys 10k, but I am charming.

 

[Papi Chingon]

I just did an online conversion and it appears 200 baht is $5.60 usd. Sometimes in life you get what you pay for I suppose.

 

[teamquestnorth]

Damn and I thought hookers in Tijuana were cheap for $20. Need to make my way to Thailand some time.

 

[Papi Chingon]

Damn and I thought hookers in Tijuana were cheap for $20. Need to make my way to Thailand some time.

The stretch marks sold you, didn't they?

 

[teamquestnorth]

The stretch marks sold you, didn't they?

For $5 I'm not too picky lol

 

[Disciplined Galt]

I just did an online conversion and it appears 200 baht is $5.60 usd. Sometimes in life you get what you pay for I suppose.

Trust me, she was hotter than most western women.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Damn and I thought hookers in Tijuana were cheap for $20. Need to make my way to Thailand some time.

You ever come by I'll hook you up. As long as you admit Fedor is the GOAT.

 

[teamquestnorth]

You ever come by I'll hook you up. As long as you admit Fedor is the GOAT.

You had me until that 2nd part. I'd be willing to admit that Fedor was the best heavyweight to come out of Pride.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

This kinda happened to me once, walked into a bar with a few (white) mates and this stunner runs over past my mates and latches onto me, right away alarm bells go off

Anyone not following Thai women (lower class hooker types Galt is used to) would rather fuck a 80 year old white sex tourist over a black male model, its just how it is.

I looked down at her stomach and Einstein must have decided to get a belly tattoo while pregnant, all shrunken it looked fucking disgusting, I told her to go ask my friends for a lady drink and she replies "White farang no pay for me" or some shit.... Yeah bitch im gonna pay for what they aint.

 

[jason73]

for 5.60 usd i could over looks a stretch mark ho bj even though that is like 30 bucks in canadian dollars.i dont think i could bring myself to fuck a 5 dollar ho in a third world country lol

 

[teamquestnorth]

for 5.60 usd i could over looks a stretch mark ho bj even though that is like 30 bucks in canadian dollars.i dont think i could bring myself to fuck a 5 dollar ho in a third world country lol

That's what alcohol is for. Lots of it

 

[Disciplined Galt]

This kinda happened to me once, walked into a bar with a few (white) mates and this stunner runs over past my mates and latches onto me, right away alarm bells go off

Anyone not following Thai women (lower class hooker types Galt is used to) would rather fuck a 80 year old white sex tourist over a black male model, its just how it is.

I looked down at her stomach and Einstein must have decided to get a belly tattoo while pregnant, all shrunken it looked fucking disgusting, I told her to go ask my friends for a lady drink and she replies "White farang no pay for me" or some shit.... Yeah bitch im gonna pay for what they aint.

Fuck man... Could this be the same girl? Did you meet her in BKK?

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Fuck man... Could this be the same girl? Did you meet her in BKK?

I was thinking that but nah it was in Patts, might have moved though.

It was the same night I learned not to buy 3 sluts lady drinks at the same time, bitches took their drinks and walked off.

Fucking newbie error

 

[Disciplined Galt]

That's what alcohol is for. Lots of it

lol should have seen the quality of the hos in Liberia. In all seriousness though, that is me negotiating the price. I'm reasonably good looking by western standards and a fucking adonis to Thai standards, bitches love my "golden" (ginger) hair and blue-green eyes, and I speak street Thai fluently which is rare.
Most tourists under age 40 would habe paid 1 500 baht.

 

[teamquestnorth]

lol should have seen the quality of the hos in Liberia. In all seriousness though, that is me negotiating the price. I'm reasonably good looking by western standards and a fucking adonis to Thai standards, bitches love my "golden" (ginger) hair and blue-green eyes, and I speak street Thai fluently which is rare.
Most tourists under age 40 would habe paid 1 500 baht.

So $10? Still a good deal

 

[Disciplined Galt]

I was thinking that but nah it was in Patts, might have moved though.

It was the same night I learned not to buy 3 sluts lady drinks at the same time, bitches took their drinks and walked off.

Fucking newbie error

Yeah, these girls are nomadic in nature.
You buy a girl one drink, never shots. If she drinks it in a rush then off she goes, if she sticks around sipping it and tries to seem interesting she might be your fuck of the night.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

lol should have seen the quality of the hos in Liberia. In all seriousness though, that is me negotiating the price. I'm reasonably good looking by western standards and a fucking adonis to Thai standards, bitches love my "golden" (ginger) hair and blue-green eyes, and I speak street Thai fluently which is rare.
Most tourists under age 40 would habe paid 1 500 baht.

Bro GTFO 1500 for short time??? not me.....

 

[Disciplined Galt]

So $10? Still a good deal

Nah, I think it's about 50$ however it's not a bad deal.
On a night out back in Stockholm I might spend about 1 500 SEK (150$) on drinks hoping to pick up a girl which is no guarantee, maybe a 25/75 ratio and then you have to be pleasant and shit. Here I get wasted and talk shit with guys, then go get my dick wet for an hour and it's back to drinks.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Bro GTFO 1500 for short time??? not me.....

Dude, you're an exception. Especially after taking haircut tips off of me.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Dude, you're an exception. Especially after taking haircut tips off of me.

No one pays fucking 1500 for a short time unless its a short sleeve shirt wearing, mobile phone in a leather case attached to their belt Scandinavian newly arrived expat.

Even Americans wouldnt stoop that low.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

You're wrong.

 

[Punch]

I don't fuck prostitutes. *shrug*