Your grooming procedure

[Lord Vutulaki]

For those of you who actual have some.

Me ..

In the shower - Wash entire body including head and face with pure soap. NO shampoo or bodywash faggotory, fap and then 15-20 jelging strokes per arm. Rewash cock and balls with soap.

Shave - hot water and soap lather, shave against the grain after a few passes of the blade then rinse carefully with ice water.

Post shave- towel off, splash on old spice if not meeting clients, if meeting clients moisturize then apply cologne (Armani Code right now), apply a little talcum powder to balls then im done.

What about you heathens?

 

[Hwoarang]

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

 

[La Paix]

Moving this to FapOut

No pictures = banned

 

[CutmanMatt]

Daily, shower with Birch tar soap, Brush teeth in shower so I can rinse it out of my beard.

twice a week I then go to my barber, who keeps a bottle of Johnnie black and a glass for me in the back. He straight razor shaves my head and neck, then trims up my beard. Usually takes about an hour. Charges me all of 12 dollars, but I always give him 40 because I want him to stick around.

 

[Sweets]

Hey guysss what'ss Your, grooming prossseedure???

 

[Left Hook Larry]

shave - Take beard trimmer and trim face down to 1 or 2mm.
shower - get wet, use dr bronnars tea tree oil soap for everything. rinse, get out of shower.
balls - trim to 4mm or so.

"Is that trimmer for ur balls or ur beard bro?"
Me: "Yea"

 

[RaginCajun]

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

 

[EyeAmYuki]

I start by asking A/S/L

Try to single out those from a broken home. Low self esteem is key.

 

[check it]

Hwoarang's teenage daughter hacked his account.

y'all are some sweaty, smelly mofo's if there's no deodorant in your beauty routine. Primal Pit Paste Jar, Regular - Coconut Lime

i use natural products..oil based cleanser for my body ..crushed up aspirin(salicylic acid) mixed with honey if i feel like speeding up the exfoliation process.

and no weirdo chemicals in my shampoo...and i spf my face daily with a zinc based 30. fuck skin cancer, yo!

 

[Sweets]

Hwoarang's teenage daughter hacked his account.

y'all are some sweaty, smelly mofo's if there's no deodorant in your beauty routine. Primal Pit Paste Jar, Regular - Coconut Lime

i use natural products..oil based cleanser for my body ..crushed up aspirin(salicylic acid) mixed with honey if i feel like speeding up the exfoliation process.

and no weirdo chemicals in my shampoo...and i spf my face daily with a zinc based 30. fuck skin cancer, yo!

we dont get sun but I read this a while ago.

Ditch the Toxic Sunscreen; Use Coconut Oil Instead

 

[kneeblock]

People who use "natural" soaps smell like B.O. when you get up close.

Facts.

 

[check it]

@Cruzing For Bang Butter thanks....for the link. good to see the info about coconut oil., my spf does have coconut oil..but it also has a decent amount of zinc. kinda just assumed ..since it was a naturally occurring mineral., it wouldn't be as harsh as other chemicals in sun block.

we get loads of sun....but i'm not trying to get poisoned from zinc nano-particles.
guess I gotta get a giant ass sombrero. .

 

[check it]

People who use "natural" soaps smell like B.O. when you get up close.

Facts.

not true. not even a little bit. i could understand that about natural deodorants, but not soap.

 

[kneeblock]

not true. not even a little bit. i could understand that about natural deodorants, but not soap.

Please towel off your armpits and send to @Wild @BirdWatcher and @Splinty to arbitrate thanks.

 

[La Paix]

Please towel off your armpits and send to @Wild @BirdWatcher and @Splinty to arbitrate thanks.

I'll come to your home if this toweling doesn't prove as an effective measure.

 

[Left Hook Larry]

I'll come to your home if this toweling doesn't prove as an effective measure.

A video of your process?

 

[check it]

I'll come to your home if this toweling doesn't prove as an effective measure.

ha! alright, but you'll need to buy me a couple-three beers first. i'll need to be boozed up, otherwise it'll just be weird.

 

[check it]

A video of your process?

ok...that's a deal breaker. y''all will have to take my word that natural soap users aren't smelly in a bad way.

can't say the same for crystal deodorant users though...they be stanky. but usually they wear patchouli so how would you ever notice?

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Yeah fuck that soap that comes from those little boutique stores, I use sunlight or Imperial Lather, smells like soap, strips a few layers off and leaves you smelling freshly showered for a few hours.

My wife LOVES the freshly showered smell more than any cologne.

 

[Jesus X]

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

 

[Jesus X]