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IschKabibble

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First 100
Jan 15, 2015
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“No one should ever have any object placed inside their asshole that is larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo.”

- George Carlin

 

Sweets

All Around Dumbass
Feb 9, 2015
8,794
10,053
I sometimes like to start the day with George, just pick a show and let him do his thing while I get my caffeine on; sets me straight for the day.
 

Chief

4070 = Legend
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
10,565
18,275
Off work and going to sleep soon. I managed to put 4 natural ices away before falling asleep.

What should I eat when I wake up?

Gyro?
Buffalo wings?
Fajitas?
Publix sub?
Ox tails?
Corned beef and cabbage with scotch eggs?
Ramen noodles and Vienna sausages?
Pepperoni pizza and an anti pasta?
Grouper, shrimp and fries?
 

Chief

4070 = Legend
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
10,565
18,275
Fuck yeah. I put hot sauce on most food. What I'm using now:
I haven't seen that one yet. My pantry is boring. I just have Texas Pete, Red Hot, Louisiana, and good old tobasco. My wife uses Crystal on wings which is pretty good.
 
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Punch

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I haven't seen that one yet. My pantry is boring. I just have Texas Pete, Red Hot, Louisiana, and good old tobasco. My wife uses Crystal on wings which is pretty good.
Haven't seen Crystal yet. Texas Pete is a low heat staple though.
 
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Punch

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The Navy got me hooked on Texas Pete. It's all they had on the boat. Not much heat, but I like the flavor.
Yeah, it's one of the more flavorful. I think it's all the salt. Beats 7 year old tobasco.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,792
54,683
So I'm doing laundy.
..

And because I'm an idiot I put my shit in the dryer before I washed it.

The lady on duty informs/ enquires and I realise my mistake. So I throw my shit in 2 washing mashine that face opposite and get rolling. Well laundry takes a bit so naturally I get bored. I decide I'll have a cigarette and realized I forgot them. So I go grab some from the store and am goNE 5 minutes. When I come back one of these motherfuckers is drying their clothes in my dryer (the one I accidentally filled up with money)

There's 5 people here and 20 dryers empty so I know it's a heist. I asked the attendant who did it but she pleads ignorance, so I opened the dryer door and wait.

Some 47 year old mexican wallows over after 5 minutes I guess when he sees the door open. Clueless as fuck.

I told him

"Hey you gonna give me money?"

Him "what"

"You stole my fucking dryer ! I'd already put money in it! All the others were empty and you used it, so you gonna give me the time I put in it?"

Him "okay"

Takes his shit out "what about this one? "

"Nah that one's good"




I ain't no bitch. Motherfucker is lucky I diddnt do a moonsault on him
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,792
54,683
And damn the laundromat is full of poor people. I hate this place, it's like something from star wars on that planet full of peasants.


And yet here I am.


Bah!
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,792
54,683
25 minutes left fml.

There's a reason my gf usually takes care of this shit. It's not for me that's for sure