Politician GP Quarter Finals 4: Dick Cheney vs Teddy Roosevelt

[lookoutawhale]

*parachutes into thread*

*starts digging a trench*

 

[lookoutawhale]

Dick Army vs Phantom Voters is quite hilarious

 

[Punch]

The strength of the Dick Army is no mere Phallusy! We will not be shafted!

 

[ThatOneDude]

This is beautiful

 

[lookoutawhale]

*unravels solar panels and builds make-shift command centre*

*radios Cheney awaiting orders on the ground*

 

[ThatOneDude]

***gets laid and safe with m198 howitzer (777's are for pussies and you can't slap fire then) ***
**sets tube for direct fire**
*loads RAP round and stands by for order to fire on enemy positions*

 

[Punch]

I have never loved a group of Dicks as furiously as I have today.

 

[Punch]

**readies the chopper for Dick insertion and payload delivery**

 

[TheFifthScallop]

What's my title in the dick army @Alienator ? Am I merely a private?

 

[lookoutawhale]

*turns on radio*

<<kshhh>>

@B!rdW@tch3r this is Moby Dick, I repeat this is Moby Dick

how are things looking from your viewpoint?

<<kshhh>>

 

[lookoutawhale]

What's my title in the dick army @Alienator ? Am I merely a private?

Private Dick

ooh that has a nice ring to it.

 

[Punch]

What's my title in the dick army @Alienator ? Am I merely a private?

You my friend are at least a Major Dick.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

You my friend are at least a Major Dick.

Well, that settles that.

 

[lookoutawhale]

<<kshhh>>

@Alienator whats your status?

I'm trying to reach b!rdw@tch3r but i think his radio is off in enemy territory

<<kshhh>>

 

[Punch]

<<kshhh>>

@Alienator whats your status?

I'm trying to reach b!rdw@tch3r but i think his radio is off in enemy territory

<<kshhh>>

<<kshhh>> @lookoutawhale this is the e.t., our sitrep is green, Head Dick is in a holding pattern, but will be available for insertion shortly. Over.

 

[lookoutawhale]

<<kshhh>> @lookoutawhale this is the e.t., our sitrep is green, Head Dick is in a holding pattern, but will be available for insertion shortly. Over.

<<kshhh>>

that's a 10-4

Cheney just got up. Dick is now erect.

stand by..

<<kshhh>>

 

[ThatOneDude]

*turns on radio*

<<kshhh>>

@B!rdW@tch3r this is Moby Dick, I repeat this is Moby Dick

how are things looking from your viewpoint?

<<kshhh>>

<<kshhh>>
Moby dick, Moby dick this is bravo one niner eight, we read you loud and clear, break
Enemy's look to be retreating, break
Fire at will on all targets not rocking the dick insignia, break
on their foreheads.
Over
<<<kshhhh>>>

 

[kneeblock]

The Cheney votes are almost as mysitifying as the real life elections that got Dicky 2 terms as veep.

 

[lookoutawhale]

<<kshhh>>
Moby dick, Moby dick this is bravo one niner eight, we read you loud and clear, break
Enemy's look to be retreating, break
Fire at will on all targets not rocking the dick insignia, break
on their foreheads.
Over
<<<kshhhh>>>

<<kshhh>>

I hear you loud and clear bravo niner eight

taking off trousers and preparing for money shot

may double tap if enough ammo..

@Thefifthscallop permission to fire?

<<kshhh>>

 

[Chief]

@Alco Hauler @Check it @Sweets @lookoutawhale @Chief @FeeO @Ghost Bro @jason73 May Dick please count on your votes? Dick's usually better at giving than recieving, but sometimes Dick needs a hand too.

All day brother!

 

[TheFifthScallop]

<<kshhh>>

I hear you loud and clear bravo niner eight

taking off trousers and preparing for money shot

may double tap if enough ammo..

@Thefifthscallop permission to fire?

<<kshhh>>

Permission granted. Commence heavy dicking.

 

[Punch]

 

[ThatOneDude]

We are all dick

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Ahh yes, the glory days.

 

[canofsticks]

@canofsticks Mind lending your aid to the cause homie? Dick needs you! (to vote)

There are only two things in the world, that I can say I actually hate.
Star Wars
And Dick Cheney.

I'm sorry. I know you thought I could help, and I wish I could. But my finger's couldn't simply click on him. I voted Teddy.