Politician GP Quarter Finals 2: Rob Ford vs George Washington

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Rob Ford vs George Washington

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Leigh

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Politician GP Quarter Finals 2: Rob Ford vs George Washington

Rob Ford - La Paix @BirdWatcher vs George Washington - ThatOneDude @B!rdW@tch3r

Will the real Birdwatcher please stand up?

Arena: The base of Uluru

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ. Battlefield removal (BFR) is allowed but does not automatically equal a win; you must still defeat your opponent.


 
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Super Dave

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I gotta vote Ford. Washington is too honorable and would fight clean. I could easily see Ford doing whatever it took to win. He doesn't seem to have any shame.
 
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Super Dave

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Too bad Farley wasn't still around. He played Ted Kennedy on SNL and he would be perfect for the role of Rob Ford on a CBC (canadian television to our american members) movie or something.
 
La Paix

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Jesus this battle looks to be the one on the FP prelims....

Well good, I'm thirsty as fuck from another victory fueled by hard drugs and I don't like to be watched while I sip my bevy



Ok then, what the fuck is the base of Ullaru? Am I still trippin? Who wants to fight me? SERIOUSLY?! Gimme a sec to get a mild high and Google him to find out more about the man I'm about to KO.

Interesting fact #1

This is his real hair....lmao.

#2 He was made an honorary citizen of France, strike two for being a massive pussy

#3 Here's some of the diseases he had in his time - diphtheria, tuberculosis, smallpox, dysentery, malaria, quinsy (tonsillitis), carbuncle, pneumonia, and epiglottitis—to name a few, oh and I'm seeing he was probably infertile too plus brutal teeth. Basically AIDS so ya that's strike three

#4 He lost more battles than he won

According to Joseph J. Ellis' His Excellency: George Washington, “he lost more battles than any victorious general in modern history.”

PUH.... THET.... IC.....


Do you not know I embarrassed one of the greatest and toughest Americans to ever live? Damn near ripped Hulk Hogan's arm out of its socket in the arm wrestling event of the decade and you want to bring your AIDS infected, false teeth having, losing record in battle with that fruit cake hair up in my face?


Wanna reconsider?


You sure?.....


Ok then...
*reaches in for crack pipe of doom*
Fuck I'm getting thirsty again, let's do this!
 
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HEATH VON DOOM

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George also has a secret weapon because he use to grow marijuana. Thats cryptonite to a guy like Rob Ford.
 
ThatOneDude

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HEATH VON DOOM said:
George also has a secret weapon because he use to grow marijuana. Thats cryptonite to a guy like Rob Ford.
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Robbie is off smoking my refer, and I lop his head off with my sword while he's in the haze.


And where did I get my sword you ask. Why it was in a stone, and I pulled it out.
 
La Paix

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HEATH VON DOOM said:
George also has a secret weapon because he use to grow marijuana. Thats cryptonite to a guy like Rob Ford.
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Excuse me? Weed is kryptonite to a Canadian? Lol. He's a crack user, weed will just further his appetite after a good scrap.
 
La Paix

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B!rdW@tch3r said:
Robbie is off smoking my refer, and I lop his head off with my sword while he's in the haze.


And where did I get my sword you ask. Why it was in a stone, and I pulled it out.
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I will give you that GW is bigger than I assumed, 6'2" and 200lbs.... Not a bad LHW with the right diet. Maybe without the AIDS he'd put some beef on like Ford.
 
jason73

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rob ford would have old george shot by some somallian gangsters
 
ThatOneDude

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jason73 said:

rob ford would have old george shot by some somallian gangsters
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Oh you mustn't know your history. Old George would rip rob ford's throat out and fuck the hole, in front of his family, on Xmas, while on a truce. Imagine what he'd do if there was no truce?
 
Leigh

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George Washington wins 10-6 and goes through to the semi finals. Well done guys
 
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