VID F that, F that, F that!!!!
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Holy shit. I actually jumped.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
It's kind of cute. I remember when I was walking to the village from the temple in Yasodthon this huge reticulated Python just chilling on the road, fucker must've been 2 meters long and thick as my cock. I don't mind snakes though, spiders freak me the fuck out. I have a big one in my bathroom right now, it keeps the ant situation under control tho so it's benign enough.
Spider's come straight from the devil's asshole. It's the only positive of having a good freeze once a year.
I get my Mrs. to kill spiders in our house.
Not because I have a phobia of them it's more a common sense thing.
Like, if anyone in our house is getting bitten by a poisonous spider it shouldn't be the breadwinner.
Not because I have a phobia of them it's more a common sense thing.
Like, if anyone in our house is getting bitten by a poisonous spider it shouldn't be the breadwinner.
That's funny until he/she bites that azz. I had a Colombian boa back in the day and it was relatively docile but it bit me one day when I was walking it out to my car and it fucking hurt and was only about 3 feet long. That snake in the vid could cause some problems. That one had a kill or be killed type of attitude and when they have that, the bite is only the beginning, they start to pull either you to them or they go to you and try to constrict.
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Alone like that he's fucked if that thing catches his hand, like dead fucked.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P5S217F0cw
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P5S217F0cw
I liked the end of the video where the one officer rubbed his bloody thumb into the other guys wound. What the fuck?
Who knows lol. That snake had a strong head.
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Could that narrator try to sound any more fucking sinister? Shit!
I don't fuck around like that. Call me cruel, but i don't play with snakes, spiders, insects, rodents, bats, fuckin' anything that comes at me like it's gonna kill/eat me. I kill that shit deader than disco.
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If a badger comes after somebody, it's more than likely rabid. Fuck that. I don't leave the house unarmed, let alone going off into the fucking forests and shit.
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Sidenote. My grandpa used to kill snakes by cracking those sumbitches like a whip. Crazy shit imo. I always got a shovel, bare minimum.
Swear to god, we don't even have rabies, lol.
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I did not know that. Too green for that shit to live huh?
Big ol' balls, shovel sounds good to me.
It gets washed into the riversI did not know that. Too green for that shit to live huh?
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