Politician GP Finals: George Washington vs Dick Cheney

[Leigh]

Politician GP Finals: George Washington vs Dick Cheney

@Sp!inty - George Washington vs @IschKabibble - Dick Cheney

Venue: A room full of media with 'Hey Man Nice Shot' by Filter blaring at 11 on the speakers

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ. Battlefield removal (BFR) is allowed but does not automatically equal a win; you must still defeat your opponent.

 

[IschKabibble]

 

[IschKabibble]

*circles slowly*

Fuck you, George. You're old as shit.

 

[ThatOneDude]

*circles slowly*

Fuck you, George. You're old as shit.

I've been blasting fools in the face before you were born, faggot (dick, not ish)

 

[ThatOneDude]

Hey @IschKabibble Guess who isn't in the finals?

 

[Obi-Wan-In-A-Million]

I voted Dick for two reasons...

1) George defeated the largest, most deadly army on earth at the time and founded a nation. Dick, however, shot a man at close range with a shotgun, in the 21st century, and got away with it. Advantage.... Dick.

2) @Alienator might shoot me at close range if I don't vote for Dick. Plus, I'm hoping I can join the prestigious, but slightly snobbish and cunty, Dick army.

 

[Super Dave]

I voted Dick for two reasons...

1) George defeated the largest, most deadly army on earth at the time and founded a nation. Dick, however, shot a man at close range with a shotgun, in the 21st century, and got away with it. Advantage.... Dick.

2) @Alienator might shoot me at close range if I don't vote for Dick. Plus, I'm hoping I can join the prestigious, but slightly snobbish and cunty, Dick army.

I thought the Dick army had disbanded.

 

[Punch]

I voted Dick for two reasons...

1) George defeated the largest, most deadly army on earth at the time and founded a nation. Dick, however, shot a man at close range with a shotgun, in the 21st century, and got away with it. Advantage.... Dick.

2) @Alienator might shoot me at close range if I don't vote for Dick. Plus, I'm hoping I can join the prestigious, but slightly snobbish and cunty, Dick army.

What would a master jedi Dick be?

 

[Punch]

I thought the Dick army had disbanded.

Oh, no sir... Dick merely goes flaccid when not raging in anticipation for action.

 

[IschKabibble]

I thought the Dick army had disbanded.

 

[Super Dave]

Terrifying.

 

[Super Dave]

Oh, no sir... Dick merely goes flaccid when not raging in anticipation for action.

You changed your avatar and sig back so that's why I thought it was over.
How wrong I was.

 

[Punch]

You changed your avatar and sig back so that's why I thought it was over.
How wrong I was.

You gotta zip your pants up once you slay the pussy once in a while.

 

[Punch]

@Ghost Bro @lookoutawhale @Alco Hauler @FeeO @Thefifthscallop @Sweets

 

[Obi-Wan-In-A-Million]

What would a master jedi Dick be?

Ahh... My weapon of choice.

 

[Punch]

Ahh... My weapon of choice.

 

[Obi-Wan-In-A-Million]

My greatest challenge...


Instead of the Jedi council, I'll form the Dick council. I'll be the leader. I'll be Head of the Dick Council. You know.... The Dick Head.

 

[Punch]

My greatest challenge...


Instead of the Jedi council, I'll form the Dick council. I'll be the leader. I'll be Head of the Dick Council. You know.... The Dick Head.

Just watch out for this guy, he's got some moves.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

We're taking this for dicks everywhere!

 

[Obi-Wan-In-A-Million]

We're taking this for dicks everywhere!

HELL YEAH!!



Oh... "for dicks everywhere". I missed that part....

 

[lookoutawhale]

dicks unite!

8====[) (]====8

 

[Punch]

dicks unite!

8====[) (]====8

LMFAO

 

[Hauler]

 

[Punch]

 

[Hauler]