Corny commentary in the early UFC and Pride days - Please add yours

[Lord Vutulaki]

"Its like a big wall of muscle coming right at you"

- Describing Lions Den fighters accompanying Tre out to fight someone

"Technique, tenacity and HEART"

- Cant remember who/when/where

Fuck I had more they just aint coming to me right, Ill be back, please add yours.

 

[Robbie Hart]

"I think I just saw one of Heath's balls come out of his shorts", or something like that when Rampage was commentating on a Heath Herring fight.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

"I think I just saw one of Heath's balls come out of his shorts", or something like that when Rampage was commentating on a Heath Herring fight.

Thats hilarious not corny, come Throbie you can do better than that!

 

[megatherium]

I remember there was originally going to be a moat around the octagon with crocodiles in it. Don't remember who nixed the idea, probably Bob Meyrowitz.

 

[megatherium]

Big Jon Hess thought submission was "silly in an event like this". Represented SAFTA well in the UFC octagon.

Those brown flared polyester SAFTA pajama bottoms he wore would probably fetch a pretty penny today.

 

[Wild]

Rich G-Man Goins....Goins.

 

[Ted Williams' head]

Anything that came out of Mauro's mouth or the guy who he replaced (dawg or something, was only there for a few shows I think).

 

[Wild]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt0UIuGnSdw

 

[Super Dave]

Peninsula south of the equator - Mauro when referring to groin strikes.

He still uses that sometimes.

 

[Ted Williams' head]

Goldberg talking about Randleman before his fight with Bas.

"This kid just loves..... (awkward pause).... to punch people."

 

[kneeblock]

Everything John Perretti ever said.

 

[teamquestnorth]

"I cant stress this enough, hes representing sumu and judu"

 

[teamquestnorth]

The very first sentence uttered in the commentary of UFC 1 would have been enough to shut the whole thing down before it even started.

"Welcome to the (extremely loud obnoxious belch) Ultimate Fighting Challenge"

-Bill "superfoot" Wallace

 

[Mix6APlix]

Stupid Dan Severn saying that his RNC/neck crank on Marcus Bosset was a 'secret technique' in the post fight interview.

 

[La Paix]

"Chuck's not following the gameplan"

 

[IschKabibble]

Very first UFC after Ken tapped Pat Smith one of the commentators said something along the lines of "There's no honor in losing to a leg lock."

lol

 

[PrideNeverDie]

"Chuck's not following the gameplan"

this was from Dana during the Rampage fight at the Pride 03GP ?

 

[La Paix]

I still laugh at this moment.

 

[La Paix]

this was from Dana during the Rampage fight at the Pride 03GP ?

Yup. Dana made some pretty cringe worthy comments during the fight, not sure why he was throwing Chuck under the bus like that.

 

[PrideNeverDie]

Yup. Dana made some pretty cringe worthy comments during the fight, not sure why he was throwing Chuck under the bus like that.

yeah , definitely a dick move

 

[La Paix]

 

[La Paix]

 

[Qat]

Thats horny not corny, come Throbie you can do better than that!

Fixed.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

LOL yeah Matt Hughes spent a lot of time on the red carpet im sure.... god that was cringe worthy

Okay what about Tank's "Roy Jones Jr aint gonna knock out Mike Tyson"

Then Vitor fucking destroys "Dont fear me fear the consequences" Ferozzo (SP?)

OH! The black commentator during UFC 1, dude's body language was all "WTF am I doing here?" dude was folded over on himself. He did kinda carry the other two though..

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

"Vanderlei Silva COMING AT YOU 100%!"