this is how it goes on a date with TQN
NT "hello, thanks for meeting me at the cafe in my grocery store, well, its not mine, but I have worked here a long time"
underaged girl "thanks, lol, omg, like wow"
NT "I am 6'1 and 225 all swoled up"
UG "....okay"
NT "do you know who matt lindland is...he's kind of a big deal"
UG "no, is that some kind of old singer?"
NT "no he's my hero, he's also 6'1 225"
UG "thats cool, my dad says one day I can get a car if I get good grades"
NT "I still drive my first car, why upgrade right? like, I'm 6'1 225, get it?!"
UG "ya, I get that, what else do you like?"
NT "I like to eat like shit and be a condesending asshole to strangers. I like the vindication I get when people admit Fedor grabbed the ropes against Lindland"
UG "I dont know what that is or who those people are."
NT "thats okay, so do you want to head back to my house? well, its not my house, I share an apartment, like normal people in their 30's do"
UG "I gotta go, K? bye!"
rinse repeat the rest of his life.