Tortilla chips dipped in liquid cheese = only movie, sports or white trash 'nachos'

[DFW4L]

Universal truth here, the ONLY places any decent person would ever encounter tortilla chips dipped in liquid cheese be called 'nachos' = movie theater, sports concession or trailer park...

My ex-wife's family did this, buy 16oz tubs of cheese-wiz or velveeta liquid cheese dump into bowl at home, dip tortilla chips in it and consider that 'nachos'....

Round chips of course, fuckin heathens, movie theaters and sports concessions only, at home you better be laying triangular chips down and dusting them with shredded cheese AND some other stuff to you choosing

making an exception for actual Mexican style augmented queso dips, good stuff, but that is not 'nachos'

 

[member 3289]

What if I buy organic tortilla chips at Whole Foods? Still white trash?

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

What if I buy organic tortilla chips at Whole Foods? Still white trash?

Fucking new money trash

 

[Priziesthorse]

What if I buy organic tortilla chips at Whole Foods? Still white trash?

doing just about anything in Florida can be considered trashy

 

[member 3289]

Fucking new money trash

 

[Ghost Bro]

Elaborate on this liquid cheese?

Just read the rest. I agree with everything. Make nachos proper people.

 

[IschKabibble]

Elaborate on this liquid cheese?

 

[Priziesthorse]

gonna need our expert on all things Mexican to give his take on this

@Song2

 

[IschKabibble]

Proper nachos:

 

[Ghost Bro]

Grossest "nachos" I've ever seen

 

[IschKabibble]

 

[DFW4L]

I can see the spices and menus, so I am assuming that is a 'chips-n-queso' appetizer, which is righteous,

 

[member 3289]

Elaborate on this liquid cheese?

 

[IschKabibble]

I can see the spices and menus, so I am assuming that is a 'chips-n-queso' appetizer, which is righteous,

So you just don't like it when it looks like this?

 

[SongExotic2]

Cheese that is runny at room temperature is French, and therefore the enemy.

I would rather chew my arm of like a coyote than eat this filth.


Do not approve.

Surrender monkey snack at best

 

[Ghost Bro]

Need some of this bro

 

[DFW4L]

Those are awesome, I get them occasionally at the hippie store

 

[DFW4L]

So you just don't like it when it looks like this?

If that's cheese wiz or liquid velveeta and someone dips a chip in it and calls it a 'nacho'....

that is my jihad

 

[jason73]

Lol @ paying 8 bucks at the theater for cheez wiz and round Tostitos

 

[jason73]

I'm ghetto as fuck and cheese is fuckin expensive as hell in Canada but that garbage is not nachos

 

[Left Hook Larry]

Center

Need some of this bro

Obama shipping that stuff out by the truckload

 

[Left Hook Larry]

taco bell XXL nachos. one of their better meals

 

[DFW4L]

Lol @ paying 8 bucks at the theater for cheez wiz and round Tostitos

Yea, its like 2oz cheese and 24 round chips, probably .30 cents overhead per $8 serving

 

[Left Hook Larry]

I used to know a fat little rotund kid in middle school. I went over to his house once and we went looking for a snack after playing some video games. This kid pulls out a block of Wisconsin cheddar cheese and it has fuckin bite marks. He grabs it and says "what do you want for a snack?" then proceeds to eat a chunk of the cheese block like its normal. Savages.

 

[Left Hook Larry]

Lol @ paying 8 bucks at the theater for cheez wiz and round Tostitos

only a sucker does that. i just get popcorn and a small soda cuz free refills. when i used to eat candy i'd hit up the dollar store and get candy and smuggle it in.