Passed out enough that the only dick she's sucking is Channing Tatum in her dreams.How passed out are we talkin'?
I cut down a giant oak tree. Limbed it, ran em through a wood chipper. I cut it into logs, then into 20inch chunks. THEN put them all to a log splitter. Started my first beer when splitting then up and subsequently finished the twelver of Bud Light. I rewarded myself with a steak and potato on the grill...manly shit.
Garnering sympathy hope my friends id will fly tmw.
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Getting kicked out a friend is helping move tomorrow I hope his id will suffice since I am an undocumented citizen.
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Shit homie, good luck with it.
My manly deed for the day. While I'm at work, I like to borrow the WiFi signal.
I took my phone with me into the shitter (or the Internet cafe as I like to call it) I'm on tmmac when my client calls! We proceed to discuss the project, all the while other people are coming it to use the facility. We wrap up our conversation...I flush, wash and proceed back to my desk.
I took my phone with me into the shitter (or the Internet cafe as I like to call it) I'm on tmmac when my client calls! We proceed to discuss the project, all the while other people are coming it to use the facility. We wrap up our conversation...I flush, wash and proceed back to my desk.
I baked Cupcakes.
They look like shit but taste great.
Vanilla sponge, with Lemon & Choc Chip icing.
#manlyasfuck
They look like shit but taste great.
Vanilla sponge, with Lemon & Choc Chip icing.
#manlyasfuck
I ain't winning any Great British Bake off any time soon though.
Straight men aren't supposed to be good at decorating cupcakes. We are only required to be able to bake them, as good providers.I baked Cupcakes.
They look like shit but taste great.
Vanilla sponge, with Lemon & Choc Chip icing.
#manlyasfuck
A tornado went whooping through here a couple of days ago. Trees are knocked all over the roads and highways. I'm part of the releif effort. Our saws have been buzzing non-stop. Mother natutre can be a mother fucker. Its still safer than quakes and hurricanes so, fuck all that nonsense.
Basically what I'm saying is I try to look manly as possible to the chicks that might see me in action clearing all this shit.lol
Basically what I'm saying is I try to look manly as possible to the chicks that might see me in action clearing all this shit.lol
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I refrained from choking a bitch at FedEx. Took the fam on a long bike ride. Drinking a frosty ass beer. Cheers homies. 
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Dug a fucking big hole then carried this big tree 15 metres alone then planted it.
Fucking manly as IMO
Big one near the left of the garage....Just redoing gates and fencing etc...Mulch and weed killing...Great day off work
Fucking manly as IMO
Big one near the left of the garage....Just redoing gates and fencing etc...Mulch and weed killing...Great day off work
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I killed a couple of snakes. Fuck animal control, i don't fuck around.
They were this kind:
They were this kind:
How?I killed a couple of snakes. Fuck animal control, i don't fuck around.
They were this kind:
And did they taste good?
Not eating/using it.
Shovel is fine, unless it was an alien-shovel that works mind-controlled from miles away!
There Is a bear in ur garage.Dug a fucking big hole then carried this big tree 15 metres alone then planted it.
Fucking manly as IMO
Big one near the left of the garage....Just redoing gates and fencing etc...Mulch and weed killing...Great day off work
I took my Hepatitis B shot in the shoulder like a champ, I didn't even ask for a sticker afterwards.
Cut down a dead Ash Tree. I counted the rings - 81 years old. And it might not look like it in the picture, but it was every bit of 50' tall.
The other 2 stumps you see in the background were also Ash Trees. One I fashioned into a chair with my chainsaw because I'm cool like that.
Damn you, Emerald Ash Borer. Damn you to hell.
The other 2 stumps you see in the background were also Ash Trees. One I fashioned into a chair with my chainsaw because I'm cool like that.
Damn you, Emerald Ash Borer. Damn you to hell.