Halloween thread - too early?!

[gangsterkathryn]

Is it too early to ask about your plans, what you're dressing as or what your kids are dressing as (if you have some because I know some of you fartfaces are not baby daddies)?

I am a planner so I already know most details. This is gonna sound super ridiculous after the release and popularity of that piss poor portrayal of my girl Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad, but I am going as New 52 (before they fucking made her like the movie) Harley Quinn. Friends and I are doing a Batman villain group thing, Poison Ivy, Two Face, Mr(s). Freeze (genderbend), Catwoman and Joker.

What about everyone else?


EDIT : No one called me out on my wording fuck up.

 

[SongExotic2]

Im dressing up as Hillary having a collapse

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Im dressing up as Hillary having a collapse

She's already built like a man, so you have that going for you.

 

[SongExotic2]

She's already built like a man, so you have that going for you.

Im built more like a woman than Hillary is


Dang.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Im built more like a woman than Hillary is


Dang.

Aw, I am sorry to hear that.

But, if you have a booty, then it's okay.

 

[DFW4L]

I am gonna be Tranny Trump....

Trump Mask & Wig with revealing dress on, big giant fake titties, etc...

I am about 6'1" and big as shit so it should be quite the freak (shit) show

 

[gangsterkathryn]

I am gonna be Tranny Trump....

Trump Mask & Wig rwith evealing dress on, big giant fake titties, etc

I love it. Post pictures. You'll have a mask so you're safe.

 

[DFW4L]

I love it. Post pictures. You'll have a mask so you're safe.

I will!

 

[member 3289]

I would love to do Jon Snow but I'd never half-ass it and doing it properly would require way too much time

 

[gangsterkathryn]

I would love to do Jon Snow but I'd never half-ass it and doing it properly would require way too much time

Also, TOO FUCKING HOT.

 

[member 3289]

Also, TOO FUCKING HOT.

Yeah I just thought about that too. A black cloak in South Florida would be fucking brutal

 

[Jdog93]

I gots a Demonic take on The Purge costume in the works. Will post pics

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Yeah I just thought about that too. A black cloak in South Florida would be fucking brutal

I am not doing full jester suit Harley for that reason.

 

[Jdog93]

I gots a Demonic take on The Purge costume in the works. Will post pics

Here's the mask that ima mod to look scarier.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Also, @nick diaz nut hugger , I ventured to Little Brazil today (Sawgrass) and almost got run over by the luggage brigades.

 

[1372]

I will!

Quoted and screenshotted.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Here's the mask that ima mod to look scarier.

I love it. Scare some dumb bitches for me!

 

[Jdog93]

I love it. Scare some dumb bitches for me!

Oh I will. I havent succeeded unless old ladies want to hit me with their purse lol.

 

[Priziesthorse]

Here's the mask that ima mod to look scarier.

It would be even scarier if you had this pic custom made into a mask. Kids would shit their pants.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

WTF is Halloween celebrating anyway? it was a non event here growing up but social media has Aussie kids thinking its part of our culture when its not. Next were gonna be celebrating the 4th of July and Thanks Giving

 

[member 3289]

Also, @nick diaz nut hugger , I ventured to Little Brazil today (Sawgrass) and almost got run over by the luggage brigades.

That place is crazy. Salespeople at the kiosks just jump out at you and start speaking Portuguese if they think you're Brazilian.

Unbeatable prices on a lot of shit though

 

[gangsterkathryn]

WTF is Halloween celebrating anyway? it was a non event here growing up but social media has Aussie kids thinking its part of our culture when its not. Next were gonna be celebrating the 4th of July and Thanks Giving

Halloween doesn't celebrate anything any longer, in my opinion. It's just a day for dressing up and getting candy.
There are people that participate in the Pagan-ity behind it but since I have no knowledge of it, I don't feel capable of communicating it.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Halloween doesn't celebrate anything any longer, in my opinion. It's just a day for dressing up and getting candy.
There are people that participate in the Pagan-ity behind it but since I have no knowledge of it, I don't feel capable of communicating it.

Oh right pagan roots like Christmas? I guess theres no point fighting the Americanization of the West, your 325,000,000 vs say our 25,000,000

Might be fun for the kids if im not such a grouch about it lol Gonna send my kids trick or treating in our 99% Hong Kongese complex, see if the little bastards can get daddy some bok choy and shit

 

[gangsterkathryn]

That place is crazy. Salespeople at the kiosks just jump out at you and start speaking Portuguese if they think you're Brazilian.

Unbeatable prices on a lot of shit though

They always think I am Brazilian because I have a booty and am dark skinned. My favorite employee is Brazilian, so I sent him a picture "I am with your people!"
The hair straightener kiosks were jumping over other people to bombard me today. My hands were super full and dude still tried to hand me something, and followed me past two other kiosks! I guess I will have to have straight hair next time.

I did get some sexy shoes for super cheap!

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Oh right pagan roots like Christmas? I guess theres no point fighting the Americanization of the West, your 325,000,000 vs say our 25,000,000

Might be fun for the kids if im not such a grouch about it lol Gonna send my kids trick or treating in our 99% Hong Kongese complex, see if the little bastards can get daddy some bok choy and shit

If you need some help with that inevitable Thanksgiving, my white girl-ness can help you with the pumpkin pie.