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Hauler

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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: The Rooney Rule. As a proud black man myself, I find this to be beyond insulting. For you eurotards, the Rooney Rule basically states that you have to interview some minority before you hire someone in the NFL. (That's the league that plays real football.)

So, basically if a team wants to hire Bill Bellichek, arguably the greatest coach in the NFL - full disclosure: I fucking hate the Patriots - they are bound to waste some black dudes time by talking to him for 6 hours instead of just giving Bellichek the job. Total PC retardation, and it makes me want to stomp on a baby otter's head.
I sort of agree, but since its inception you can't deny the increase in African American head coaches. Even if the team already has their mind made up on who they want, it doesn't hurt to let a prospective black coach go through the process. It gives him some insight on what teams are looking for to head their program, and it gives teams some exposure to prospects they otherwise might not have talked to. I don't see an issue with that.

Now if they were to mandate hires based on some sort of quota for the league, that's a different story.
 

Shinkicker

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Jan 30, 2016
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People who start a guessing game and give you the answer before you even get a decent chance to answer.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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You know what pisses me off. Fuckers that try to stand under my umbrella because they were too stupid to look out the window and bring their own umbrella. Seriously fuckface they cost like 8 bucks at wal greens, step up your rain game if you dont want to get wet.
 

Hauler

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What pisses me off today...

Fuckers sitting at a corner who hit the crosswalk button repeatedly until the light changes. It's a computer you stupid jack-fuck. It doesn't understand urgency - it's on a timer. If you push it once or you push it 100 times, it doesn't change how quickly you get the little green WALK sign. Do you actually think the computer is like "OK, we got a request to cross. Start the timer. Wait...Oh shit...they are pushing it constantly - they must be in a hurry. Let me flip it now."

On top of that, the button - just like all pieces of equipment - doesn't last forever. Each time it's pushed, it's life is shortened by 1 push. So these buttons that should last for 20 years last about 6 months because of all the impatient retards pushing the button like a horny pimple-faced teenager finger-fucking the prom queen through her pretty pink panties.

Oh, and if you come up to the corner and hit the button and then you decide to jaywalk before the light changes because there is a break in the traffic and you cause me to catch a red light and I see that shit go down...I will find you. And I will kill you.
 
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Robbie Hart

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Feb 13, 2015
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What pisses me off today...

Fuckers sitting at a corner who hit the crosswalk button repeatedly until the light challenges. It's a computer you stupid jack-fuck. It doesn't understand urgency - it's on a timer. If you push it once or you push it 100 times, it doesn't change how quickly you get the little green WALK sign. Do you actually think the computer is like "OK, we got a request to cross. Start the timer. Wait...Oh shit...they are pushing it constantly - they must really need to cross. Let me flip it now."

On top of that, the button - just like all pieces of equipment - doesn't last forever. Each time it's pushed, it's life is shortened by 1 push. So these buttons that should last for 20 years last about 6 months because of all the impatient retards pushing the button like a horny pimple-faced teenager humping the prom queen.

Oh, and if you come up to the corner and hit the button, thus starting the timer, and then you decide to jaywalk before the light changes because there is a break in the traffic and you cause me to catch a red light and I see that shit go down...I will find you. And I will kill you.
First time I've experienced hauler upset
 

Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
Feb 13, 2015
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You know what pisses me off. Fuckers that try to stand under my umbrella because they were too stupid to look out the window and bring their own umbrella. Seriously fuckface they cost like 8 bucks at wal greens, step up your rain game if you dont want to get wet.
You're weak for not getting some balls to say gtfo......just me opinion yo
 

Hauler

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You're weak for not getting some balls to say gtfo......just me opinion yo
Got your phone back yet? ;)
Pfft. Talking about balls...


You can't report me. I put a smilie in there. :) Bam. There's another one.
 

Hauler

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Please inform thee, pm if necessary
I'm a fan of the Bengals. I hate the fucking Steelers. Steelers beat the Bengals Sunday. Bengals didn't play well, but - as per the usual when we play those fucks - the refs didn't help matters much.

I popped a blood vessel in my eye watching the game I was yelling so much.
 

Mix6APlix

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What pisses me off today...

Fuckers sitting at a corner who hit the crosswalk button repeatedly until the light changes. It's a computer you stupid jack-fuck. It doesn't understand urgency - it's on a timer. If you push it once or you push it 100 times, it doesn't change how quickly you get the little green WALK sign. Do you actually think the computer is like "OK, we got a request to cross. Start the timer. Wait...Oh shit...they are pushing it constantly - they must be in a hurry. Let me flip it now."

On top of that, the button - just like all pieces of equipment - doesn't last forever. Each time it's pushed, it's life is shortened by 1 push. So these buttons that should last for 20 years last about 6 months because of all the impatient retards pushing the button like a horny pimple-faced teenager finger-fucking the prom queen through her pretty pink panties.

Oh, and if you come up to the corner and hit the button and then you decide to jaywalk before the light changes because there is a break in the traffic and you cause me to catch a red light and I see that shit go down...I will find you. And I will kill you.
I'll be honest, I don't think they are on a timer. I honestly believe they aren't connect to anything. I think they are there just to catch sheep's attention so they press it thinking that it actually does something just to keep them from aimlessly wandering into traffic.
 

Hauler

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I'll be honest, I don't think they are on a timer. I honestly believe they aren't connect to anything. I think they are there just to catch sheep's attention so they press it thinking that it actually does something just to keep them from aimlessly wandering into traffic.
Some are. Some aren't.
I know this because some lights won't change unless either a car pulls up or someone pushes a button. Trust me. I've spent a lifetime getting pissed at this shit.

Last year this dude was pushing the button like a madman. I was turning right on red and I yelled out my window "Pushing it a thousand times won't make it turn any quicker you dumbass". He yelled back "Fuck you, asshole!" without missing a beat.

That kind of made me laugh so I let it go.
 

Shinkicker

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Some are. Some aren't.
I know this because some lights won't change unless either a car pulls up or someone pushes a button. Trust me. I've spent a lifetime getting pissed at this shit.

Last year this dude was pushing the button like a madman. I was turning right on red and I yelled out my window "Pushing it a thousand times won't make it turn any quicker you dumbass". He yelled back "Fuck you, asshole!" without missing a beat.

That kind of made me laugh so I let it go.
Are u from PA or Ohio? Lol
 

Hauler

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Its all the same.
We don't say Yins. :)
And in football, when our OL holds the DL, we typically get flagged. ;)
And when our center flinches we're the ones that get called for a false start instead of the defensive team getting called for offsides. :confused:
And when our team is making a 4th quarter drive and the replay shows the knee was down before a fumble,
it still doesn't get overturned. :mad:

Other than that. Yeah, same thing. :p