Poop smear'er terrorizing my workplace
- Thread starter Passive Jay
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The company I worked at last had a phantom jizzer in the gent's toilets.
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That's an automatic ass whoopin' upon being caught.
Seems like you've done a good job of covering your tracks.
I bet
@Passive Jay is top of the suspect list.
@Passive Jay is top of the suspect list.
It's either him or the person you'd least expect.
I would have put a camera on the outside of the bathroom so you can see who is going in and out. Assuming the complaints come as soon as someone sees shit smeared all over the place, it should be pretty easy to figure out who was doing it via process of elimination.
Be careful
@Passive Jay , it's pretty obvious that one of your coworkers has some pretty serious mental issues.
Be careful
@Passive Jay , it's pretty obvious that one of your coworkers has some pretty serious mental issues.
Hope you are wearing your wookie suit so no one knows who it is.
Dingleberrytastic.
I've posted this before, but I'll post it again.
My buddy used to work at a Walgreens in Detroit and they had a serial diarrhea shitter. Every few weeks someone would go in the mens room and spray diarrhea all over the walls. It went on for months and they couldn't figure out who was doing it. After a few months my buddy finally caught the guy. Turns out he would stand outside the store and huff cigarettes which gave him explosive diarrhea he would then run in the store and work his magic. They caught him and screamed at him the whole way through the store and he was never seen again. I'm not sure why they didn't call the police, that would have been my choice.....or an ass whoopin.
My buddy used to work at a Walgreens in Detroit and they had a serial diarrhea shitter. Every few weeks someone would go in the mens room and spray diarrhea all over the walls. It went on for months and they couldn't figure out who was doing it. After a few months my buddy finally caught the guy. Turns out he would stand outside the store and huff cigarettes which gave him explosive diarrhea he would then run in the store and work his magic. They caught him and screamed at him the whole way through the store and he was never seen again. I'm not sure why they didn't call the police, that would have been my choice.....or an ass whoopin.
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Definitely an ass whoopin'.
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You have such great life stories lmao.
There are some twisted mother fuckers out there. Just reading that makes me want to puke.
Butter chicken gives you a bad ass? PANSY ASS!
I suppose it makes you smell like flowers and sunshine?
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My dooks smell like rainbows.
Of course. Fuck knows what you'd be like after a Vindaloo. Harden the fuck up!
i can survive spicy foods just fine. my ex wife is a sikh . i however am lactose intolerant and any kind of creamy sauce will destroy the lives of everyone around me
Any man can piss on the toilet seat.
It takes a real man to shit on the ceiling
It takes a real man to shit on the ceiling
We know it's you.
Did they catch him?
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I'm not going back through every lost to determine if the culprit was caught......either someone advises and provides evidence or the case is is still open.......beleedat, you momoDid the thread not update for you Throb?
