Poop smear'er terrorizing my workplace

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silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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i can survive spicy foods just fine. my ex wife is a sikh . i however am lactose intolerant and any kind of creamy sauce will destroy the lives of everyone around me :)
Oh bless ya! I just found out my friend's lactose intolerant, I've been cooking stuff caked up in cheese for him for years the poor sod. He should've said before. He can also only have one beer/glass of wine/bloody mary etc, it must really suck to be him.
 

kneeblock

Drapetomaniac
Apr 18, 2015
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i can survive spicy foods just fine. my ex wife is a sikh . i however am lactose intolerant and any kind of creamy sauce will destroy the lives of everyone around me :)
I'm lactose intolerant too, but just started taking lactaid pills and got to enjoy my first bowl of mac & cheese without having to spend an hour posting on tmmac weeping from the anus.
 

Ed_Stark

I am coming
Oct 24, 2015
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When I worked at office Depot we had a customer come in and take a shit in the middle of electronics. I can still hear my supervisor over the walkie talkie "Oh jeez....(sigh) I'm gonna have to clean something up, and it's not mud." Me and a couple other coworkers looked at each other like oh hell no!
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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When I worked at office Depot we had a customer come in and take a shit in the middle of electronics. I can still hear my supervisor over the walkie talkie "Oh jeez....(sigh) I'm gonna have to clean something up, and it's not mud." Me and a couple other coworkers looked at each other like oh hell no!
What, like dropped trou intentionally or had an accident?
 

Ed_Stark

I am coming
Oct 24, 2015
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What, like dropped trou intentionally or had an accident?
Like someone dropped a turd purposefully. The placement and the log shape leads me to believe someone dropped their pants or shorts. Or hell maybe even a chick in a skirt with no underwear. Only God knows. But I remember me and my buddy walking by and seeing our supervisor with 2 pieces of cardboard trying to scoop it up. Lol
 
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Punch

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Like someone dropped a turd purposefully. The placement and the log shape leads me to believe someone dropped their pants or shorts. Or hell maybe even a chick in a skirt with no underwear. Only God knows. But I remember me and my buddy walking by and seeing our supervisor with 2 pieces of cardboard trying to scoop it up. Lol
Fucking savages.
 

Tiiimmmaaayyy

First 100 ish
Jan 19, 2015
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I knew a guy that used to go into the bathroom at fast food restaurants, shit on the floor right in front of the door, then bust out the light so the next person wouldn't see it before it was too late. Brilliant. If only he would use his power for good.
 
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Punch

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I knew a guy that used to go into the bathroom at fast food restaurants, shit on the floor right in front of the door, then bust out the light so the next person wouldn't see it before it was too late. Brilliant. If only he would use his power for good.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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I read Mike Patton say he used to put his poo in hair dryers in hotel rooms so that when the next person used it they'd get hot poo all over their head. I went slightly off him then.