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Morpheushasleftthebuilding
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i am watching speed on tv, i saw it a couple of times, still does it for me
'Ocky
As gsp says
As gsp says
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Morpheushasleftthebuilding
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flight with denzel and after that one collateral with grey tommie
Farscape...
Justin's House - what can I say, my daughter controls the TV
- Jan 15, 2015
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i feel your pain. i like bobs burgers, but it's on again for the hundredth time.
Hilarious, my friend, I remember the first time my wife switched on the kids channel and I was thinking "this shi- ain't happening long term".......hot damn, if my daughter isn't just like my wife, moaning if I watch anything I want to watch, they just moan and moan and moan, I didn't think my daughter would be like that or even know how to be like a typical woman (though I love her to death) but just goes to show you it is just a woman
Now the Postman Pat movie, which is actually a good movie
Oh snap, The Enforcer is on next followed by The Dead Pool!
Welp, that's a wrap on leaving the house to get anything accomplished today. AMC ftw.
Lol
@Priziesthorse and his rainbows, haha
Hey little fella, don't be mad at Clint because his bag is still making more testosterone at 84 years old, than your boys have ever churned out.
@Priziesthorse and his rainbows, hahaHey little fella, don't be mad at Clint because his bag is still making more testosterone at 84 years old, than your boys have ever churned out.
I was full of estrogen last night. There are definitely pictures of me floating around on the internet somewhere from last night shirtless in a bar wearing a women's bra.Lol
Hey little fella, don't be mad at Clint because his bag is still making more testosterone at 84 years old, than your boys have ever churned out.
Go on
Lol I have had a rough 72 hours. Thursday night a few of us went down to my friends apartment for the NFL Draft. Drank there for a little bit then went out to a bar down the street. Eventually my one friend was cut off by the bartender so we walked him back to the apt and put him to bed. Found a cab outside and we went to some dive strip club. My one boy is rich and throws around lots of cash. He offered our cab driver $100 in singles and would buy him 2 lap dances if he came into the strip club and partied with us. The cab driver accepted lol. Stayed there until like 4 am and then took another hour cab ride to Atlantic City. Played some blackjack, won some money, my one friend had sex with this gross looking prostitute. Didn''t get back to my boy's apartment until 2 pm Friday afternoon.
Basically slept all day and night Friday. Woke up early Saturday, went to the bank then headed to Monmouth Racetrack to bet on the Kentucky Derby. My friend was trying to sell me on what we should bet and it sounded convincing at the time. I still dont even know exactly what our bet was lol but we split a $4 superfecta ticket that ended up costing $1680. Think we had like 8 horses or something. I was stressing that hard. Went to this bar at around 1 and they had a $5 mint julep special so I kept sluggin those. We hit our superfecta but it sucks all the favorites placed. Think we each make a few hundo. Not sure tho, didn't cash the ticket yet. Fast foreward a few hours and a bachelorette party makes their way into the bar. Start mingling with them. They were playing some card game or some shit for the bride to be. The one card was that she had to take off her bra and get a guy to pose wearing it. I obviously was her man. The bartender tried yelling at me for taking my shirt off and we exchanged some words. Fuck that guy. We leave and go back to my boy's apartment. Order the fight. Watch that then take a cab back to the gross strip club. Place was packed. Drank some blueberry champagne like a boss. Watched some strippers scissor each other on stage. My other friends pay $220 to have sex with strippers in the back rooms. I do not partake in such activities. Get back at like 4 am. Woke up this morning face down on the bathroom floor. Feel terrible and exhausted.
That was my weekend.
