Election Coverage

[tang]

I can't vote. No way I'll support any of these fucks. I'll just pretend I'm rolling the dice for next four years.

 

[Hauler]

Durham County in NC - Dems fighting to keep polls open for an extra 90 minutes. Currently in court. Stating mechanical failures from earlier in the day. Typically an area that votes Dem.

 

[Hauler]

I can't vote. No way I'll support any of these fucks. I'll just pretend I'm rolling the dice for next four years.

You gotta vote dude. You can abstain from the presidential line if you'd rather not support any of them, but you can still vote down ticket on the other issues and candidates.

Don't let your silence be misinterpreted as apathy.

 

[tang]

You gotta vote dude. You can abstain for the presidential line if you'd rather not support any of them, but you can still vote down ticket on the other issues.

you're right. I'll go vote for other issues. but fuck these presidential candidates.

 

[Report]

Am I the only one that's stoked for the JRE Election Companion tonight?

who is joe supporting?

 

[IschKabibble]

who is joe supporting?

Freak Party ticket. I can't recall who's running.

 

[Hauler]

This map on this site should be interesting to track as the night goes on...

POLITICO

 

[Robbie Hart]

They're showing the Trump roast on Comedy Central U.K. and I'm watching this noting that even Anthony Jeselnik is struggling to make this funny

 

[IschKabibble]

Welcome to the party @Left Hook Larry. How's life?

 

[Priziesthorse]

They're showing the Trump roast on Comedy Central U.K. and I'm watching this noting that even Anthony Jeselnik is struggling to make this funny

Are you in the basement drinking wine coolers again?

 

[Chief]

 

[BJJMMA]

you're right. I'll go vote for other issues. but fuck these presidential candidates.

Turning point for me was one of these two will appoint at least 3 justices.

 

[Hauler]

I think it's funny how all these guys like picking their states on the monitor to either red or blue and watching the numbers change. It's just a toy. "Well, if Hillary takes Florida - and Trump takes Nevada and......Michigan. Ohhhh" Haha.

 

[Hauler]

Side note - but I just want to throw this out there - Megyn Kelly would get it.

Damn you @Splinty . Megyn K e l l y

 

[IschKabibble]

View: https://twitter.com/BreakinNewz01/status/796128365547847684/photo/1

 

[IschKabibble]

The Guardian has a pretty sweet interactive map.

US election 2016 live results: track who is winning, county by county

 

[IschKabibble]

Here's a livestream:

 

[Robbie Hart]

Are you in the basement drinking wine coolers again?

I'm upstairs on the 4th floor now watching immaf fights......appears to be majority grappling based on the clothing and action I can see by closing one eye to determine what is happening

 

[Zeph]

It's 0-0 right now. Waiting for polls to close. At 7 PM the shit will hit the fucking fan and people will start foaming at the mouth.

Hillary won Guam!

 

[Wild]

So the most corrupt politician in US history, who chose to hide throughout the entire election, and did absolutely no campaigning...is likely going to win.

A large majority of the American public is truly idiotic.

 

[Zeph]

Guam, which has historically predicted election winner, picks Clinton

 

[Robbie Hart]

So the most corrupt politician in US history, who chose to hide throughout the entire election, and did absolutely no campaigning...is likely going to win.

A large majority of the American public is truly idiotic.

It's embarrassing tbh

 

[Zeph]

Updated: 6:07 p.m. E.T.



Florida:

• 93.9 percent of expected total voters
• Clinton: 48 percent
• Trump: 45 percent

Colorado:

• 88.3 percent of expected total voters
• Clinton: 46 percent
• Trump: 43 percent

Iowa:

• 78.5 percent of expected total voters
• Clinton: 45 percent
• Trump: 46 percent

Wisconsin:

• 77.8 percent of expected total voters
• Clinton: 48 percent
• Trump: 43 percent

Nevada:

• 79.8 percent of expected total voters
• Clinton: 46 percent
• Trump: 45 percent

Ohio:

• 88.4 percent of expected total voters
• Clinton: 45 percent
• Trump: 46 percent

Pennsylvania:

• 81.6 percent of expected total voters
• Clinton: 48 percent
• Trump: 45 percent

New Hampshire:

• 84.3 percent of expected total voters
• Clinton: 47 percent
• Trump: 43 percent

 

[1372]

View: https://twitter.com/Annysdays/status/796076598646673408

 

[Priziesthorse]

I'm upstairs on the 4th floor now watching immaf fights......appears to be majority grappling based on the clothing and action I can see by closing one eye to determine what is happening

Im gonna recommend to the admins that they give you your own weekly column on the front page. We will call it "Throbbie's Thoughts"