34 too old to start a male stripper career?

[teamquestnorth]

I was at a strip club last night getting a lap dance from this really dumb 21 year old blond chick when she whispered something in my ear that got my wheels turning and the thought process going.

She basically told me that Im the hottest guy shes ever seen and that I should be a male stripper.

Normally a comment like that wouldnt phase me as Im used to getting showered with praise from females who want to be on my winter league roster.

However Ive been thinking about another career change recently anyway and this seems quite lucrative.

The only question I have is 34 too old to start?

Heres my stats

6'1"
225 (pure muscle)

I was recently told by a female while I was in line at the grocery store that I look like a "white Alan Jouban"

Not sure what thats supposed to mean but I took it as a compliment.

Anybody have any experience in this field?

 

[sparkuri]

Anybody have any experience in this field?

Yes, @ 41 no less
If I can do it, you can at least try

 

[mysticmac]

No, 38 is too old.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Yes, I used to be in that line of work....you can do it

 

[teamquestnorth]

Yes, I used to be in that line of work....you can do it

Yeah but I plan on dancing for females and not dudes

 

[Papi Chingon]

I don't feel there is an age or body type that would limit you in stripping, but you might need to relocate to a third world country like florida to get a job.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Yeah but I plan on dancing for females and not dudes

Oh, then not sure

 

[member 3289]

Did she charge you for the lap dance ?

 

[teamquestnorth]

Did she charge you for the lap dance ?

Of course not. I already banged this bitch a few weeks ago

 

[mysticmac]

Of course not. I already banged this bitch a few weeks ago

Does that mean she's one of those fat strippers?

 

[member 1013]

What would your stage name be?

 

[teamquestnorth]

What would your stage name be?

White chocolate

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Pics or gtfo fahgot

 

[Atto]

I was at a strip club last night getting a lap dance from this really dumb 21 year old blond chick when she whispered something in my ear that got my wheels turning and the thought process going.

She basically told me that Im the hottest guy shes ever seen and that I should be a male stripper.

Normally a comment like that wouldnt phase me as Im used to getting showered with praise from females who want to be on my winter league roster.

However Ive been thinking about another career change recently anyway and this seems quite lucrative.

The only question I have is 34 too old to start?

Heres my stats

6'1"
225 (pure muscle)

I was recently told by a female while I was in line at the grocery store that I look like a "white Alan Jouban"

Not sure what thats supposed to mean but I took it as a compliment.

Anybody have any experience in this field?

These bitches say that shit to take out money from your pocket .

 

[Atto]

Of course not. I already banged this bitch a few weeks ago

Liar hahahahahahaha .. you paid to bang her .

 

[Atto]

Did she charge you for the lap dance ?

He said no... Tell me if you believe him?

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

Pics or gtfo big meanie

Fixed

 

[member 3289]

He said no... Tell me if you believe him?

I do. He's never posted anything on here that doesn't sound believable to me.

 

[Atto]

I do. He's never posted anything on here that doesn't sound believable to me.

hmmmmmm ok If my man Nut hugger believes u so i do..
Go ahead and be a stripper but don't forget your friends in here.

 

[megatherium]

Well it isn't an easy job. You'll have to work out a different, separate routine with different music and positional poses for the straight and the gay clubs.

Of course most of your work will be on the gay scene as it is a much larger, more developed strip scene than the hetero female side of things.

Good luck in your exciting new adventure!

 

[megatherium]

This story reminds me of a movie I saw in my younger days. Can't get the music outta my head now...


View: https://youtu.be/9lb5LdJ7cLc

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

This story reminds me of a movie I saw in my younger days. Can't get the music outta my head now...


View: https://youtu.be/9lb5LdJ7cLc

I'm stripping ' here! I'm strippin' here!

 

[Atto]

Well it isn't an easy job. You'll have to work out a different, separate routine with different music and positional poses for the straight and the gay clubs.

Of course most of your work will be on the gay scene as it is a much larger, more developed strip scene than the hetero female side of things.

Good luck in your exciting new adventure!

in gay club he has to spread open his ass cheeks and all gay bananas will be rock hard. Then one day he will become gay lol

 

[megatherium]

Actually, with a break here or there along the way a successful stripping stint can often lead to a lucrative career in motion pictures.

The bright lights may one day be shone upon our friend here, we should wish him every success in his new endeavor.

 

[Onetrickpony]

A buddy of mine ran a strip bar that had male strippers there on Saturday nights. Occasionally I used to hang out and play pool, bounce or just shoot the shit with him during the evening.

The dudes would often come talk to us before hitting the stage. They made $250 for about a half hour show and the women would go nuts. Seemed like an ok gig. About 80% of them were gay and since you're all ready firmly in that camp I say go for it.