34 too old to start a male stripper career?

[Papi Chingon]

Liar hahahahahahaha .. you paid to bang her .

He never said he didn't, therefore he is not a liar.

 

[Punch]

I was at a strip club last night getting a lap dance from this really dumb 21 year old blond chick when she whispered something in my ear that got my wheels turning and the thought process going.

She basically told me that Im the hottest guy shes ever seen and that I should be a male stripper.

Normally a comment like that wouldnt phase me as Im used to getting showered with praise from females who want to be on my winter league roster.

However Ive been thinking about another career change recently anyway and this seems quite lucrative.

6'1"
225 (pure muscle)

I was recently told by a female while I was in line at the grocery store that I look like a "white Alan Jouban"

Not sure what thats supposed to mean but I took it as a compliment.

Anybody have any experience in this field?

 

[Ted Williams' head]

I'm stripping ' here! I'm strippin' here!

"Matt Lindland! You tryin' to tell me he's a fag?"

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

White chocolate

AKA the shit no one wants

 

[Atto]

He never said he didn't, therefore he is not a liar.

He said he got it for free

 

[teamquestnorth]

He said he got it for free

I did. When you look like me life is awesome

 

[silentsinger]

Actual TS:

 

[Atto]

Everybody stop being Jealous of him.. specially @Alienator

 

[Punch]

Everybody stop being Jealous of him.. specially @Alienator

It's a thing. You'd have to ask @seekntruth. He started it all. I'm just following in the footsteps of hilarity.

 

[Atto]

It's a thing. You'd have to ask @seekntruth. He started it all. I'm just following in the footsteps of hilarity.

well @seekntruth what you gotta say about it?

 

[member 1013]

I will support you @teamquestnorth im a very generous tipper and a clean, polite client

 

[seekntruth]

well @seekntruth what you gotta say about it?

I acknowledge @teamquestnorth is the top of the food chain here at TMMAC, don't believe it?? Just ask him.

As far as @Alienator is concerned, he's doing God's work , I'm quite fond of that fella...in a non-homoerotic way of course...

 

[benjo0101]

Lol. Jouban is white aint he? Sure looks white to me.

 

[lookoutawhale]

go for it. You can bust out the old navy uniform and get some more mileage out of it.

 

[Jesus X]

I was at a strip club last night getting a lap dance from this really dumb 21 year old blond chick when she whispered something in my ear that got my wheels turning and the thought process going.

She basically told me that Im the hottest guy shes ever seen and that I should be a male stripper.

Normally a comment like that wouldnt phase me as Im used to getting showered with praise from females who want to be on my winter league roster.

However Ive been thinking about another career change recently anyway and this seems quite lucrative.

The only question I have is 34 too old to start?

Heres my stats

6'1"
225 (pure muscle)

I was recently told by a female while I was in line at the grocery store that I look like a "white Alan Jouban"

Not sure what thats supposed to mean but I took it as a compliment.

Anybody have any experience in this field?

isn't jouban a white guy. watch "la bare" for research