Number one sexiest hair style.I'm sure resident expert @gangsterkathryn will confirm -- chicks go wild for the combover!
Number one sexiest hair style.I'm sure resident expert @gangsterkathryn will confirm -- chicks go wild for the combover!
I bet half those phaggots have bald heads and goateesCongrats @teamquestnorth this thread is trending on the OG right now as well.
One of them actually think tryhard owned you in this thread if that tells you anythingI bet half those phaggots have bald heads and goatees
"Hi im @HEATH VON DOOM who wants a hot dog!!!"One of them actually think tryhard owned you in this thread if that tells you anything
There is a thread about you over there right now as well
Look ridiculous as fuck.
They try to make up for their baldness by growing a goatee thinking it makes them look like a badass when in reality they usually just look like total pussies.
Even worse are the dudes with a bald dome and a long obnoxious beard.
Anytime I see somebody like that I have to fight the urge to put them in a thai plum and start throwing knees.
I sincerely hope that nobody on TMMAC rocks a look like that.
I actually met him in real life he is my height but thick as hell im 180 lbs and looked puny next to him.
To be fair, he started getting a lot weaker after his hair fell out. Long-haired Ragnar was the GOAT
Hold up...there's a thread on the OG, talking about this thread here?Alot of the betas on the OG are getting defensive and angry.
Alot of people are going to take a long hard look in the mirror and then grab their Norelco
Pretty cool that they would use Trump as the model for those illustrations. #MAGAI'm afraid the ubiquitous bald-head-with-goatee look, so commonplace that yours truly has dubbed it 'the American Standard' is finally entering it's end days. I fully expect that the ushering in of the Trumpian Age will see a radical shift in men's hair styling habits. Expect men to look to their exalted leader for all the guidance that is needed; in a word, the combover.
Time magazine provides timely advice from a renowned styling expert in this regard, lets hope the men of the TMMAC are in the vanguard of the styling revolution soon to be upon us.
Canadian writer Stephen Marche described the Trump combover like this:
"Behind the technical display of the comb-over, as counterpoint, the back is as traditional and old-fashioned as a haircut can be. It’s a classic ducktail. It’s such a classic that I have only seen it in movies set in the 1950s. .... In between the comb-over and the ducktail, between the two follicular spaces representing the modernistic and the atavistic, the fantastical and the nostalgic, there is a third tranche. Even in person you have to look closely to catch sight of it. It bulges, slightly but only slightly. It is the real part of the hair, the human part, the actual hair".
You look unhappy in that picture my friend. I hope it wasn't taken recently, and that you're feeling better than you were that day!I can't believe all you little girls are talking about beards and bald heads. Jealousy rears its ugly head.
If you are a man you can grow a goatee and a beard. If you can't then you are a pathetic girlie man.
OK dude. Whatever gets you through the day.Not only is a beard\goatee a bad look, but its also unsanitary.
Plus chicks dont like dudes with unkept facial hair.
Thats a scientific fact.
OK dude. Whatever gets you through the day.
Thailand is too hot for a thick beard. Maybe if I was some sort of snow monkey.Was taken just now. Pretty much my regular look. I'm actually really happy. My best friend stopped by with his 80 year old mom and had a glass of wine. We chatted for an hour and they took off home.
Had a great night, put up the Christmas tree and decorations with my wife and son and had an awesome talk with my buddies mom.
But if you can't grow a manly beard you're still a little bitch.