So, yeah, I used to deliver pizzas.

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BeardOfKnowledge

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i delivered pizzas well into my 20s for a greek place and made pretty good money doing it.i got paid shit but pocketed 40-50 bucks in tips every day and all the staff bought weed and coke off me.the work was easy and i got to fuck a lot of 20 year old waitresses . we all went out and got hammered together a couple times a week and the greeks were sleazy scumbag motherfuckers.it was good times.i pretty much stole all my food out of the cooler or ate for free at the restaraunt and spent all my money on partying and drugs.if i wasnt old and creepy now i would do it all over again
How do you deliver pizzas for a Greek place? Wouldn't that make it a pizza place?
 

Limpy

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i delivered pizzas well into my 20s for a greek place and made pretty good money doing it.i got paid shit but pocketed 40-50 bucks in tips every day and all the staff bought weed and coke off me.the work was easy and i got to fuck a lot of 20 year old waitresses . we all went out and got hammered together a couple times a week and the greeks were sleazy scumbag motherfuckers.it was good times.i pretty much stole all my food out of the cooler or ate for free at the restaraunt and spent all my money on partying and drugs.if i wasnt old and creepy now i would do it all over again
hhahahaa
 

jason73

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they are greeks .they would deliver you chinese food from across the street if they thought they could make a buck on it
 

jason73

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Who's gonna order a steak to be delivered?
people order dumb shit like that all the time and bitch when they get it 45 min later in a styrofoam container that it wasnt as good as when they came in the restaraunt
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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they delivered anything .steaks and calimari etc
Well, well, well. The truth comes out. You were a delivery guy for a Greek place and NOT a pizza delivery guy. You have brought shame to this thread, or not. Whatever.
 

Disciplined Galt

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people order dumb shit like that all the time and bitch when they get it 45 min later in a styrofoam container that it wasnt as good as when they came in the restaraunt
Lol I used to get my steak for takeaway all the time. Granted it's 55 baht "pork steak" we're talking here.
 

jason73

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what kind of shit place only delivers pizza? even dominoes has chicken and pasta
 

Jesus X

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This thread has inspired me to quit my job and deliver pizzas. The biggest decision of my life will be to drive for Dominos or Papa Johns.
papa johns pays more because their customers are less broke than dominos I used to make pizzas for dominos in high school all our drivers had worked at both places.
 

SongExotic2

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My local pizza place growing up was ran by Greeks.

It was good pizza