"How much do Chris Brown weigh?"
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Chris Brown and Soulja Boy to fight, fo real
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It's fucking on!!!
No way he only weights 157 lbs probably 180-190 lbs .I weight 175lbs and I'm the size of a ufc LW."How much do Chris Brown weigh?"
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Not a women but definitely 50 cents Bitch.
50's been poppin dat ass!
Easy fight for Chris Brown, KO Rd. 1
I watched this twice and I still have no idea what was going on.
I would bet my left nut that Chris Brown fucks him up. He's bigger, more athletic and a tad less mentally challenged.
I still remember when CM punk challenged Chris Brown to a fight. He didn't take it.
Who's going to sanction a fight where one guy has 2 one sided wins and the other guy has never been in a fight before?
Chris Brown is also more cray cray, which is good in a fight.
Yeah bro that's the same mentality I employ when I street fight, bro. You can't beat my mentality bro. I just see red and then I fookin drop dudes. I can't help it, bro. Straight up training UFC is good n all bro, but i'm mentally unbalanced bro. I'm like that one fat chimpanzee that ate that fat bitches face, bro. I'll eat your face, bro. No homo but i'll do it, bro.
The guy who originally has the phone is a gentlemen who goes by the alias "Soulja Boy" and he is there in South Central Los Angeles with a large group of friends trying to legimitize his "street cred" by simply visiting a poor neighborhood.
He tries to "show love" to the local homies, but that particular fella isn't having it. Alas, he shoves Mr. Boy in to the street and accordingly, Mr Boy sets his phone down in preparation of fisticuffs.
Seeing such a lovely piece of technology resting in such a hazardous location as the cobblestones, the local gentleman ventures to help Mr. Boy.
Welllllllll, Soulja ain't having that. He didn't come to the hood to do anything other than be seen, and now he is realizing that he might be surrounded by a local posse, one of whom now has possession of his cellular device.
At this point, another local homie arrives, and he is clearly in charge. He is recognized by other locals and even appears to be known by someone who came with Mr. Boy.
At this point the person recording assesses the situation and deems it prudent to cut the camera. And we are left to guess what transpired next
In the words of the great Khabib (Khalabib) " This is Number One Bullshit "
Cm punk is old, and got tested for drugs. These dudes are younger, and will most likely be on cocaine. Who was the master of destruction and cocaine back in the day? Mike tyson.
CM Punk vs Brown would be a good fight to make. Do it.
Chris Brown would wreck both you and CM Punk at the same time.
Hes already 1-0 against females.
May as well make it 3-0.
I dont think Tyson training one of them is gona do shit. He still has to put in work and do cardio and spar ppl. Highly doubt its gona happen. Tyson might make him look ok on pads for a minute but thats about it imo.
Chris has the reach advantage on solja and he seems crazier. I am watching it for sure.
Tyson is a master of skullduggery. Soulja goin down.
How about the winner gets the honor of wiping their ass with a Chris Brown shirt? Should be even better with itchy red hemorrhoids involved.
I agree, but if it goes past the 1st he's in big trouble. Those menthols will come back to kick his cardio's ass.
Excellent breakdown. Can't wait for the Zuffa copyright trolls to flag.