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Simpleman

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So let me see if Im understanding this correctly: people believe that Trump is working for the russians BUT then he picks General Mad dog Mattis (the guy who is the walking breathing reincarnated spirit of Chesty fucking Puller) as the Secretary of Defense?! Right.....
Oh and he also picked another USMC general to run DHS.
 
IschKabibble

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Should we start a separate Trump and Putin bromance thread? It's going to be an interesting eight years. Here's Putin responding to #peepeegate and likening liberal media to the prostitutes in the story they reported on.

Turn on CC for translation.
 
Papi Chingon

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Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)?

Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life.


TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.


Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying.


People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.


TURD Is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.


Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:


  1. Membership in the Democratic Party
  2. Identifying as a Feminist
  3. Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
  4. Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
  5. Massive student debt
  6. Spotty or non-existent work history

Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.


If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.
 
Hauler

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Listening to NPR. Protesters have broken through a police barrier and are breaking windows with hammers, and cops are spraying people with pepper spray. Sounds tense.
 
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placing my butt here. if ur chatting it up about the inauguration in any other thread, lmk, por favor
 
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Hauler

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Always a cool moment seeing the transfer of power. Historic.
 
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^^^i meant "placing my butt" here, as in this thread. not pacing as in being insane lol
 
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