That sounds like a sexy conversation, though.
What ya drinking tonight?
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If you consider docking a sexy conversation.
Docking?
Is this a sex slang I'm not privy to?
Xvideos and search docking
If you've never been camping, probably not a good idea for your first time.
Kind of like taking John Holmes to your prom and you are hoping he takes you to 2nd base. It's probably not going to be the pleasant experience you were hoping for.
I think I'm going to urban dictionary that one, first.
Yeah, I would love to go, but not freeze my ass off.
If you've never been camping, probably not a good idea for your first time.
Kind of like taking John Holmes to your prom and you are hoping he takes you to 2nd base. It's probably not going to be the pleasant experience you were hoping for.
It gets cold. Projected at 14 degree lows right now (-10 for you celsius weirdos, and I hate that I have to do that).
It's fine by the fire. But when you head off to your tent you're like "What the fuck am I doing this for?". Then you wake up in the morning and remember why...
There is nothing more peaceful than a campsite covered in snow. You are the first one up, so you stoke the fire back to life and brew up some coffee the same way people did 200 years ago and you enjoy a cup by yourself while taking everything in. The calm. The silence. If you are lucky enough for it to be snowing during this time, you can actually hear the snow hitting the ground. It's fucking magical.
It sounds beautiful.
When I was in CT in March, I remember standing in the snow fall that night, amazed by the silence. I was in a small town, so it was dark and snowy.
Even when it's quiet here, it's not really quiet, so I was like "wow."
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Yes You are.
For the first time in my life...I just let the missus wax my nostril hairs and ears...It fucking hurts.
I have an engagement party to go to tonight...Gonna be hot!
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Smart.
See,
@HEATH VON DOOM Also, ow on the hairs. But that was nice of you to do for her. Did she enjoy your pain?
Glad I made that decision.
Jesus fuck mate, first the suit with no socks and now you are letting her wax you? Better lay off the beer and go straight whiskey to somehow get your shit together.
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I used to get bored and just search UD a lot. There's some crazy nasty people out there.
I've definitely seem some crazy stuff on the internet. I can't lie, I just want to see how it works.
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You naaasty.
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She loved every second.See,
Also, ow on the hairs. But that was nice of you to do for her. Did she enjoy your pain?
Yep, I'll admit it.
Agreed. This motherfucker has went full beta on us.
Mac n cheese?
I love cooking and baking, I just don't do as much of it as I'd like to.
I'm jk. I Love My GF but God I wish she could Cook lol.
The last three dudes I dated didn't eat any veggies, I could never cook my favorite meals, because everything I love to make, except this, has veggies. I could sneak them in, I'm sure.
