Anyone else find console controllers to be too small?

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This is number one bullshit. I fucking hate controllers nowadays. They're made to fit the hands of smaller fellows like @Song2 and @Vutus God imo. Which is fine. You fuckers should get to play too, but dammit i wish there was another option for us anti-trump handed people. Here's a pic for reference. Shinkicker @Shinkicker aka edward pervvyhands. :D



Yes, that is a standard sized xbox one controller my hand swallowed.
 
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If anyone could point me in the direction of a beefier alternative to these rodent sized little hand cramping arthritis magnets, i would be very much obliged. I did a bit of reseach but didn't find anything.
 
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Alienator said:
If anyone could point me in the direction of a beefier alternative to these rodent sized little hand cramping arthritis magnets, i would be very much obliged. I did a bit of reseach but didn't find anything.
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You need one of those OG Xbox monstrosities.

 
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PS4 controller is my current fav. Other than the light bar, Sony nailed it this generation. So comfortable.

 
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My man Onetrickpony @Onetrickpony also suffers from "giant dick beater-itis". The struggle is real.

Do you know where bigger controllers can be bought, OTP?
 
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gangsterkathryn said:
For real.

Especially Cary Elwes' head.


@Alienator just wanted to brag about his hands that can palm a basketball. Next thing you know, he will make voice recordings to make you all jealous of that.
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Shit, it kinda does seem like a humble brag, doesn't it? My b. I ain't 'bout that life.

I just want a bigger controller.
 
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gangsterkathryn said:
For real.

Especially Cary Elwes' head.


@Alienator just wanted to brag about his hands that can palm a basketball. Next thing you know, he will make voice recordings to make you all jealous of that.
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Alienator said:
My man Onetrickpony @Onetrickpony also suffers from "giant dick beater-itis". The struggle is real.

Do you know where bigger controllers can be bought, OTP?
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My hands are big but not that big. That picture was andre the giants hand.
 
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Shit, it kinda does seem like a humble brag, doesn't it? My b. I ain't 'bout that life.

I just want a bigger controller.
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It doesn't, but I read the title, laughed aloud, and knew I had to make a comment!


Also, how long until I stop reading posts in your voice?! It's problematic.
 
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