Fastlane: Official Thread and Discussion

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Who's in tonight?

@Bryant Maness @Bruham @MoomBah @Kaine @Bozy @HEATH VON DOOM @ChaosOverkill @Enock @Odins Fleshlight

 

[MoomBah]

Reordered the network to see my man KO go out in style tonight

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Go out in style? You think he loses?

 

[MoomBah]

Go out in style? You think he loses?

He will lose. Wether its a screwjob or not is yet to be seen. The dream outcome is Jericho does the duty.

 

[MoomBah]

He will lose. Wether its a screwjob or not is yet to be seen. The dream outcome is Jericho does the duty.

Screwjob meaning he loses by DQ

 

[MoomBah]

Wonder if they bury Sami again

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Wonder if they bury Sami again

I'd be shocked if they didn't.

 

[Bryant Maness]

I'm not like most girls.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I'm not like most girls.

If you can't handle her at her worst.

 

[Bryant Maness]

If you can't handle her at her worst.

All you need is love.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

As much as I'd like to have sex with Sasha, she is a horrendous wrestler.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

All you need is love.

That' a lot of love.

 

[MoomBah]

Squatting 80 pounds, impressive.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Lol @ Rusev's haircut.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

So is this supposed to be some sort of heel/face turn?

 

[Bryant Maness]

Kinda feels.. like it? I dunno

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Kinda feels.. like it? I dunno

Maybe it was supposed to be a face turn for Jinder? lol

 

[Bryant Maness]

Maybe it was supposed to be a face turn for Jinder? lol

I think Jinder is a walking wellness policy violation.

 

[MoomBah]

Pretty boring Raw so far...

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Pretty boring Raw so far...

Yeah, I really have no idea why this, the previous match, or Nia v Sasha is on a PPV.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Terrible finisher.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Austin Aries is an incredible announcer.

 

[Bryant Maness]

I'm eating Buffalo Sliders and staring off into space.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I'm eating Buffalo Sliders and staring off into space.

Now, does that mean buffalo chicken, or like the meat is made of those wonderful bearded quadrapeds that wander the plains?

 

[Bryant Maness]

Now, does that mean buffalo chicken, or like the meat is made of those wonderful bearded quadrapeds that wander the plains?

I'm guessing it's some form of buffalo chicken.. But it might not be authentic chicken. It's from Arby's.