General Star wars question

[SongExotic2]

Remember the emperor (not trump)

He spends 2 movies tricking Darth Vader into becoming evil.


Yet in number 3 luke shows up at his base and he's just like "yeh you will embrace the dark side"

And lukes like nah get fucked.



He couldve tried a bit harder to coerce him to the darkside imo.


Fucker was slacking

 

[member 3289]

He probably lost his inspiration after reading all your shitty threads

 

[Rambo John J]

Remember the emperor (not trump)

He spends 2 movies tricking Darth Vader into becoming evil.


Yet in number 3 luke shows up at his base and he's just like "yeh you will embrace the dark side"

And lukes like nah get fucked.



He couldve tried a bit harder to coerce him to the darkside imo.


Fucker was slacking

Luke was much more of a bitch than his dad

fool was soft

Pops tossed that old wrinkled fuck in the electoshaft

game set match

 

[SongExotic2]

He probably lost his inspiration after reading all your shitty threads

He doesn't make a good case for the terribly named dark side.

"You like your father will join me!"


"Nah fuck off m8 I won't"

 

[sparkuri]

Luke was much more of a bitch than his dad

fool was soft

Pops tossed that old wrinkled fuck in the electoshaft

game set match

I'm not sure about that.
Anakin started off as a smart kid, then turned into an emo whiny pussy-whipped bitch in the following 2 movies.

That fact is...(yep, Ima say it)
ALL THE "SKYWALKERS ARE BITCHES

 

[SongExotic2]

I reckon sylar from heroes would fuck up them bitch ass jedis. He was harder than Darth Vader

 

[sparkuri]

Why even bother sword fighting if you can just use the force to throw giant turbines on your enemy?
Makes 0 sense

 

[SongExotic2]

Why even bother sword fighting if you can just use the force to throw giant turbines on your enemy?
Makes 0 sense

Your right mate its bollocks, all of it.

Its now the bit with the teddy bears killing the mega robots with bows and arrows.


Bring back Darth maul, I liked that mean fucker

 

[sparkuri]

The only true....

 

[SongExotic2]

He fucked up qui gon jin and Renton. Just got caught, happens to us all.

He Diddnt even use his magic at all tho. Just fucked them up

 

[sparkuri]

 

[Onetrickpony]

None of the movies really make sense.

 

[KWingJitsu]

None of the movies really make sense.

I want to hate you for telling the truth... lol. But I can't. Because speak the truth you do.
Star Trek makes way more sense.
I think Star Wars is more popular because of its potential.
Every movie has an unfinished story that would be great - if properly told. So people just make up their own stories that are better than what they made in the movies.
The series is like Build-A-Bear. Except for nerds.

 

[Mix6APlix]

Remember the emperor (not trump)

He spends 2 movies tricking Darth Vader into becoming evil.


Yet in number 3 luke shows up at his base and he's just like "yeh you will embrace the dark side"

And lukes like nah get fucked.



He couldve tried a bit harder to coerce him to the darkside imo.


Fucker was slacking

Using Dungeons and Dragons terminology, Luke was lawful good. You have to be, at the very least, Chaotic Neutral to embrace the dark side.

 

[maurice]

The emperor's move on Luke was a much slower play than OP realizes. Remember, he didn't have direct access to him like he did Anakin. As soon as the lava fucked him up and turned him into CyborgVader, the emperor was looking to move on, but he couldn't make a move until he found out about Luke. Hell, he didn't find out about Leia until like 5 minutes before he died, and he immediately started planning to turn her next.

Motherfucker leaked the shield generator plans and falsified the operational status of Death Star, v.2 for the sole purpose of luring Luke on board and then triggering a dark side emotional response as he watched the rebels getting slaughtered before his eyes. He even had them install awesome new windows not seen in Death Star, v.1 so they could watch the whole thing from the comfort of his throne. That must've taken at least as much time as his seduction of Anakin in the shitty prequels.