General Might bang a Russian chick tonight

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teamquestnorth

Lindland never cheated
Jan 27, 2015
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Legit 9\10.

This broad has been blowing up my phone all week so its pretty obvious she wants to take a ride on the magic stick.

Theres one major problem though and Im not sure if all Russian chicks are like this.

This morning I wake up to a very concerning text from her.

It simply said "my family wants to meet you lol"

I certainly wasnt lol'ing when she sent me a picture of her parents.

The mom looks like she hates everyone especially Americans and her dad looks like a fucking retired Spetznaz seargeant whos seen heavy combat in the Balkans.

I havent even replied back to her yet.

Anyone ever banged a Russian before?

Did u have to meet the parents first or did I just get unlucky?

Either way im supposed to hit up a bar with her tonight.

Im either going to get laid or the cold war could kick off again after meeting her dad and him finding out my thoughts on Fedor.

Those are the only 2 ways I see this night going

Will keep the thread updated with any developments
 

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May 14, 2016
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Not always. The parents of my russian friends are in russia. But I'm a rmantic. So I flew to syberia on valentine's day and spent a couple weeks with the family of one. Was an awesome trip
 

teamquestnorth

Lindland never cheated
Jan 27, 2015
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Not always. The parents of my russian friends are in russia. But I'm a rmantic. So I flew to syberia on valentine's day and spent a couple weeks with the family of one. Was an awesome trip
Wow you must have been hard up for some poon.

Theres not enough money in the world to get me to fly to Siberia to meet some parents.
 

Nemo?

Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Dec 2, 2015
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Bring a good vodka, ask for a recipe of real good stroganoff but only smile when a joke is made.


You're good to go cock sucka.... smash that big ol Russian booty.
 

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May 14, 2016
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Wow you must have been hard up for some poon.

Theres not enough money in the world to get me to fly to Siberia to meet some parents.
I don't recall having sex. There for 2 weeks. Was packed tons of cool shit tho. Eskimo excursion. Dog sledding. "Studyent den" at a megapolis. Banyas. Did a business transaction for my gfs brother in moscow. Oh night clubs. Strip clubs. I even taught an English linguistics class for a day as a favor for her brother as a favor for is friend

Ya lublu tebyaa,moskvaaaaa
 

Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
Feb 13, 2015
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So wait, you haven't fucked her and she wants you to meet her parents?
 

otaku1

TMMAC Addict
Jul 16, 2015
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Legit 9\10.

This broad has been blowing up my phone all week so its pretty obvious she wants to take a ride on the magic stick.

Theres one major problem though and Im not sure if all Russian chicks are like this.

This morning I wake up to a very concerning text from her.

It simply said "my family wants to meet you lol"

I certainly wasnt lol'ing when she sent me a picture of her parents.

The mom looks like she hates everyone especially Americans and her dad looks like a fucking retired Spetznaz seargeant whos seen heavy combat in the Balkans.

I havent even replied back to her yet.

Anyone ever banged a Russian before?

Did u have to meet the parents first or did I just get unlucky?

Either way im supposed to hit up a bar with her tonight.

Im either going to get laid or the cold war could kick off again after meeting her dad and him finding out my thoughts on Fedor.

Those are the only 2 ways I see this night going

Will keep the thread updated with any developments
Tell me how much she weighs first.