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Disciplined Galt

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They're making a train to a pair of scissors now. They also eat seamen. There are a select few members here that will share that experience. I reckon it's pheromones.
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
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Cut them into pieces Walt
You clearly have no understanding of Buddhism at all. You posture like a bad ass but keep your face hidden 'cus you're so bad. Acting like a fat child. If you hurt her you will spend your next ten years begging to die. Idiot.
 

Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
Feb 13, 2015
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You clearly have no understanding of Buddhism at all. You posture like a bad ass but keep your face hidden 'cus you're so bad. Acting like a fat child. If you hurt her you will spend your next ten years begging to die. Idiot.
What is yai talking about?
I'm slim, btw.....

Innit
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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If you take chalk and draw circles around ants it fucks them up. They try to look for a way out so they don't have to travel over the chalk line. This discovery led to hours of entertainment for me as a child.

My brother and I would each get some chalk and herd our ants down a chalk line race track. We'd smack our hands behind them to get them to "run" faster, and we'd draw the chalk pathway we wanted them to follow. By the time we were done the driveway was a fucking mess of random-ass lines. My dad was like "WTF happened here?"

Now that I look back on it, that was probably pretty terrifying for the ants. A fucking giant smacking his hand right behind you, sending you running away from it while impenetrable walls were instantly being constructed to keep you corralled in a single track. Another smack! RUN!!!!! More walls! FUCK!!!!!!! FUCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Haha. Sorry ants.
 
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I always wanted an ant farm as a kid but my dad said I'd just break it and make a mess and didn't deserve one.

So I saved up some money and bought one

Threw a toy at my brother three days later and he dodged it resulting in the ant farm being hit and broken
 
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Qat

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Nov 3, 2015
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I always wanted an ant farm as a oI s but my dad said I'd just break it and make a mess and didn't deserve one.

So I saved up some money and bought one

Threw a toy at my brother three days later and he dodged it resulting in the ant farm being hit and broke
Douchy!