General Got a date in a hour....

[SongExotic2]

Wat do?


I don't really wanna go that much, of rather hang out at the pub and see if I get lucky. But its too late to back out now.

I hope I recognize her when she shows up. I remember she has blonde hair. That about it

 

[1372]

Fuck her right in the pussy

 

[sparkuri]

Rub his shoulders. The rest will just happen.

 

[SongExotic2]

Fuck her right in the pussy

That's why I don't wanna go on a date. Of rather just meet some other like minded degenerate and avoid paying for dinner.

Plus at the pub I can always have them put music on the jukebox to really learn about them

 

[jason73]

you better go rub one out first

 

[Priziesthorse]

Be like the Karate Kid and take her to Golf N Stuff.

 

[SongExotic2]

I did text another chick who I met a while back. I was hoping shed be down to hang out because she's always DTF but she Diddnt respond.

Fuckin lezzer

 

[Shinkicker]

Wat do?


I don't really wanna go that much, of rather hang out at the pub and see if I get lucky. But its too late to back out now.

I hope I recognize her when she shows up. I remember she has blonde hair. That about it

Sigh! I didn't make it in time to stop this disaster.

 

[SongExotic2]

Sigh! I didn't make it in time to stop this disaster.

Too late muchacho! I'm here at the place sipping on a ice cold rocky mountain Coors light. Like jean Claude van damme.

Only much more handsome.



And intoxicated.

 

[SongExotic2]

Be like the Karate Kid and take her to Golf N Stuff.

I've driven past that place X amount of times. Its in Ventura. I got my 350z from van Nuys, and on the way there you pass Reseda. The shithole Daniel-San is from that horrified allies parents so

 

[SongExotic2]

Ahh fuck I just made eye contact with some blonde chick who turned out wasn't her.


Then I realized.



This could get messy.



Id been at the weirdo bar when she met me. I was likely looking like shit and had a hat on.


She's never gonna think I'm the dastardly handsome guy sat at the bar, and I can't remember what she looks like.

Hmmm

 

[SongExotic2]

This is deers fault. He tricked me into getting shitfaced the other day and I bet his cunt head is rolling with laughter right now.


Fucker

 

[SongExotic2]

Another chick sat down. Wasn't her either but I wasn't sure until it was obvious.


Wtf was I thinking

 

[SongExotic2]

Everytime I see a blonde I'm like ahh fuck

 

[SongExotic2]

@Shinkicker this is your fault

 

[Shinkicker]

@Shinkicker this is your fault

How is this my fault? I did not agree to this.

 

[Wild]

One in the pink, two in the stink my man. Enjoy it.

 

[member 3289]

of rather hang out at the pub and see if I get lucky.

This hurts my brain

 

[nuraknu]

Why wouldn't you just take her to a pub with good food and get her to pick a song from the jukebox? What's wrong with that as a first date, as long as it's not a pub with all your buddies hanging out?

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

We better get a pic.

We already have @teamquestnorth and his Russian bullshit....

Then we got @conor mcgregor nut hugger and his fat girl bullshit....

And still no pics.

Dont join them, trust me, not a group you want to associate with.

 

[SongExotic2]

She's a fun girl. I'm about to stomp her at pool.

 

[Jdog93]

Fuck her right in the pussy

 

[1372]

She's a fun girl. I'm about to stomp her at pool.

Seriously though

Pics

No joke

 

[SongExotic2]

Goddammit I sunk the white after the black.


Interestingly there is a chick here I know that has been serving me alcohol in another bar for past couple weeks. She hasn't even realizes she knows me the dummy.

I must look different without my signature hat on

 

[Qat]

She's a fun girl. I'm about to stomp her at pool.

She prolly lets you win.