General John2054 megathread: my name was just mentioned on live uk national radio, cool huh?!

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yuki2054

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yuki2054 @john2054 what do you do to your pecker?
i got in snipped when i was in my twenties. So now me and charli are no more.

The good news is that i just had great sex with didi, she loved it when i sucked and licked her fanny, which i actually can thank charli for showing me how to do that. also she liked it when i put my fat dick in her. Although it was to big to move around. Also we just spent like four hours gossiping in her tv room, putting the world to rights. I even took a picture of her.

You guys can see what you think for yourself....
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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i got in snipped when i was in my twenties. So now me and charli are no more.

The good news is that i just had great sex with didi, she loved it when i sucked and licked her fanny, which i actually can thank charli for showing me how to do that. also she liked it when i put my fat dick in her. Although it was to big to move around. Also we just spent like four hours gossiping in her tv room, putting the world to rights. I even took a picture of her.

You guys can see what you think for yourself....
 

yuki2054

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Her name is Didi, and she is a ten in every department, DAMN

sexy isn't she? and before you ask, no we didn't have sex. We just watched tv.

I really am trolling you now! lol
 

yuki2054

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She'd crush you John.


















You have my blessing.
you really believed i let a woman like that, and just watch tv with her? Come on, you really believe that? LOL COME ON, you see my trump smile, i wonder why i am so happy?
 

yuki2054

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Ex wife? Woman that used to live with you?... I just assumed she was a wife since you spit that mad game.
this isn't my wife, who did use me, and is a bitch. this is my girl friend, who i have just spent four hours chatting to, and watching music videos with. and i like her because she understands me. not to mention she has the body of a magician! in that is makes miracles happen!
 

Nemo?

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this isn't my wife, who did use me, and is a bitch. this is my girl friend, who i have just spent four hours chatting to, and watching music videos with. and i like her because she understands me. not to mention she has the body of a magician! in that is makes miracles happen!
That's your girlfriend but what happened to the ex with the kid?

Why did the hooker dump you?
 

yuki2054

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That's your girlfriend but what happened to the ex with the kid?

Why did the hooker dump you?
i don't know why the hooker dumped me, but i think it may be because she loved me, and she wanted me the best. As it so happens, god didi blew my mind tonight, better then any sex i have ever had before in like twenty five quadzillion years, and then some. horny bitch.
 

Nemo?

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i don't know why the hooker dumped me, but i think it may be because she loved me, and she wanted me the best. As it so happens, god didi blew my mind tonight, better then any sex i have ever had before in like twenty five quadzillion years, and then some. horny bitch.
Was Jesus walks playing in the background?

Cause if it wasn't I don't believe you yo.



For reference.
 

Nemo?

Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Dec 2, 2015
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i don't know why the hooker dumped me, but i think it may be because she loved me, and she wanted me the best. As it so happens, god didi blew my mind tonight, better then any sex i have ever had before in like twenty five quadzillion years, and then some. horny bitch.
Also you didn't answer my first question... show me some love playa.
 

yuki2054

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Was Jesus walks playing in the background?

Cause if it wasn't I don't believe you yo.



For reference.
wtf r u jabbering on about? i just had mind blowing sex. cant you be pleased for me??
 

Nemo?

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fuck off fuck off fuck off, does that answer your question/.//./?
No it doesn't and I bet you regret not having a Kanye west cd on you at all times.

Could've had some next level sex but instead you are left with regret..

Did she at least offer you some patties after?