Joanna Champion
Amanda Nunes
*Cyborg
Might Mouse
*Dominick Cruz
Jose Aldo
*Tony Ferguson
*GSP
*Romero
*Jonny Pokes Jones
*Fabricio Werdum
Amanda Nunes
*Cyborg
Might Mouse
*Dominick Cruz
Jose Aldo
*Tony Ferguson
*GSP
*Romero
*Jonny Pokes Jones
*Fabricio Werdum
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Why start at LW?
Strawweight- Joanna Champion
Flyweight- GOATMouse
WBW- Amanda Nunes
BW- TJ Dillashaw
WFW- Cris Cyborg
FW- Max Holloway
LW- Conor McGregor
WW-- Jorge Masvidal
MW- Gegard Mousasi (this was a tough one)
LHW- Jon Jones
HW- Originally had Francis Ngannou but I'm switching to Stone Cold Stipe
Went on some limbs because who knows with the matchmaking, but this is the guessing game.
Strawweight- Joanna Champion
Flyweight- GOATMouse
WBW- Amanda Nunes
BW- TJ Dillashaw
WFW- Cris Cyborg
FW- Max Holloway
LW- Conor McGregor
WW-- Jorge Masvidal
MW- Gegard Mousasi (this was a tough one)
LHW- Jon Jones
HW- Originally had Francis Ngannou but I'm switching to Stone Cold Stipe
Went on some limbs because who knows with the matchmaking, but this is the guessing game.
Because I have zero interest in watching women and midgets fight.
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Hush noob.
So what If I don't have an interest in watching women and small men fight? Only thing good about women's MMA was watching Rousey getting her face rearranged.
The cage looks massive with HEAVIES in there, let alone small men. Looks ridiculous.
And calling MM the GOAT? Please, that's laughable at best.
This is like pasing judgement on somebody for not loving the entire menu at their favourite restaurant. Everyome has their preferences and this one isn't that uncommon.
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Lightweight - Conor
Welterweight - Conor
Middleweight - Bisping
Light Heavyweight - Jones
Heavyweight - Cain
Welterweight - Conor
Middleweight - Bisping
Light Heavyweight - Jones
Heavyweight - Cain
Exactly.
Women's MMA has been forced down out throats, IMHO. And the little guys are going the same way.
The only guy down there that was exciting for me was Dodson. He brought it. Other than that I'd rather watch two lightweights go at it if I;m watching smaller dudes bang.
I wasn't necessarily commenting on your preference as much as the way you conveyed it.
I meant GOAT in his division, though I can't blame you for assuming otherwise as I didn't clarify. I think Jon Jones is the GOAT overall, followed by Fedor.
Can't argue with that. As I said above, I was mostly criticizing the way he expressed it. Very stock and tired. Then he went on to assume I was a noob, which is the logical next step on the path to basic MMA tough guy opinions.
But I will admit that I could and likely should have just accepted his explanation.
Agree apart from M/W is GSP. Unless he vacates immediately as he is such a Canadian gentleman
I think there is a fairly good chance of him either vacating immediately or going down to fight the WW champ and then vacating.
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He's French so he'll "surrender" it immediately
Unquestionably current P4P best.
What's the * rep?
Besides jones and Cain
@Splinty can we get a "momo" rating
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Haha you fuckin newb
LW -Conor
WW - Conor
MW - Conor
LHW - Conor
HW - Jon Jones setting up super fight with Conor
SW: Joanna Violence Raptor Champion Jedrzejczyk. Eventually, advances in both genetic testing and paleobiology will reveal that she is, in fact, 1/64th Velociraptor. But still, so adorable :3
FLW: Mighty Mouse
WBW: Amanda Nunes
BW: Mighty Mouse. As the undisputed all-time #1 P4P greatest he will finally pull respectable numbers whenever he headlines a FightPass card.
WFW: vacant. WME will pay Germaine de Randamie $$$ under the table to fail a PED test so that the UFC can pre-emptively kill the division outright. It'll be lowball Reebok-esque money, but GDR will take the deal to avoid Cyborg.
FW: Aldo. But he's not happy about it.
LW: McGregor, still waiting on a defense after losing to Mayweather by DQ (repeated attempted roundhouse kicks to the head). Mayweather will repeatedly duck McGregor in the literal sense en route to a ref stoppage.
Interim LW: Nate Diaz is handed the title in a desperate effort to try and force him to take a fight
WW: Tyron Woodley, who is literally 200 lbs. heavier than McGregor and a monster of a man and McGregor will have been a people's champion just to step foot in the same ring with him if he happens to do so.
MW: Nick Diaz upsets GSP for the title. He finally smokes enough weed to cure undiagnosed glaucoma, which turns out to have been the cause of both his erratic behavior and learning disorder. He goes on a vicious win streak to become the greatest Middleweight ever and also an intellectual role model for us all.
Interim MW: Yoel Romero, after an epic war wherein he take the split decision from Bobby Knuckles McKiwi Whittaker (his official UFC name). It's such a good fight though, the Aussie crowd isn't even mad, until Romero tells them in a very carefully rehearsed speech to "go gay unto Christ in sin! Suck it for Jesus!"
LHW: vacant after Jones is stripped of the title again, this time for breaking into the Albuquerque BioPark Zoo when he tries to snort cocaine off a lion. In broad daylight, during visiting hours.
HW: Junior dos Santos. He is our shining grace. Well, him and Joanna. They should get married and have awesome, unintelligible children.
Changes from current champs
Yep this is pretty on the money.....