General John2054 megathread: my name was just mentioned on live uk national radio, cool huh?!

[yuki2054]

You are telling me what to do again.

here's two more by stormzy:



Watch all of these videos, twenty billion times, like i have, and you still wont even get it. but if you do, then you will at least begin to understand that this is a real way of speaking, in my part of the world. for some of us youths, anyway....

 

[yuki2054]

I'd like to see you say that shit to me face, fucko. You wouldn't. You wanna know why? Because pizza and jelly.

fuck off mate, this is the internet, there is nothing you can do to me. try watching some of the videos, then starting a discussion about them, okay? thanks. nice one.

 

[Hauler]

fuck off mate, this is the internet, there is nothing you can do to me. try watching some of the videos, then starting a discussion about them, okay? thanks. nice one.

 

[yuki2054]

pizza.
and jelly.
fucko.

here is the last video in my playlist, please note the appropriate use of swear words! lol

 

[Hauler]

here's two more by stormzy:



Watch all of these videos, twenty billion times, like i have, and you still wont even get it. but if you do, then you will at least begin to understand that this is a real way of speaking, in my part of the world. for some of us youths, anyway....

Just an FYI...I will be watching none of these.

 

[Hauler]

 

[yuki2054]

Just an FYI...I will be watching none of these.

you wouldn't understand them anyway. to you, this would be speaking in another language, but for me, i understand every word. im getting tired, and i had a great day. i fucked off didi, then i fucked her. what are you going to do about it?

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

part of the world. for some of us youths, anyway....

Too funny. You're 36 dude.
Half a lifetime ago you were a youth.

 

[yuki2054]

Too funny. You're 36 dude.
Half a lifetime ago you were a youth.

i don't even have a full beard yet. it's okay, i started puberty at 16, and basically lost my virginity last week. plus i only became a man today, so damn i have some big time catching up to do. You understand me bruv?

 

[Hauler]

what are you going to do about it?

Cry myself to sleep probably.

 

[yuki2054]

Cry myself to sleep probably.

listen sorry mate, okay? you understand that right?

 

[SongExotic2]

@john2054 in light of recent posts I must voice some concerns.

Is didi short for dietmar??

If she's trying to get you on your meds again she's probably a Nazi.


I told you about Nazi doctors before


@Splinty do you know of any axis doctors in that area?


Q @Qat we may need you to hack the superserver at castle wolfenstein if I am correct.


I fucking warned you about Nazi doctors john!!

 

[yuki2054]

@john2054 in light of recent posts I must voice some concerns.

Is didi short for dietmar??

If she's trying to get you on your meds again she's probably a Nazi.


I told you about Nazi doctors before


@Splinty do you know of any axis doctors in that area?


Q @Qat we may need you to hack the superserver at castle wolfenstein if I am correct.


I fucking warned you about Nazi doctors john!!

her name is didi, never you mind what it is short for. she only wants the best for me. god bless her. i think she really loves me, and i also really love her. although it is something we have to work at. i know my dick is pretty shit, but she loves my mouth, and god bless her. i want to see her every day, for everyday for the rest of my life. thanks.

 

[seekntruth]

her name is didi, never you mind what it is short for. she only wants the best for me. god bless her. i think she really loves me, and i also really love her. although it is something we have to work at. i know my dick is pretty shit, but she loves my mouth, and god bless her. i want to see her every day, for everyday for the rest of my life. thanks.

 

[Nemo?]

you really know shit huh, i was taking the piss about australia . trust me, my speak/tongue doesn't come from australia, it comes from grime, which originally came from london.

Real grime gov'na.

ok...

nice one.

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

i already told you,my name used to be ninjaboj, not ninjaboy.

So what you're saying then, if I'm not mistaken, is that @john2054 is also Ninjaboj?

That's horrifying.

Or is Google telling lies about you too. Bloody Silicon Valley conspiracy operatives.

 

[jason73]

do you want me to come round to your house and have a fight>? fuck off mate.

I will pay money to see this

 

[seekntruth]

I will pay money to see this

Agreed, 100% @Throbbie Fart picks him up and drops him on his head...but The Heart Throb is too nice a guy to hurt the handicap.

 

[silentsinger]

her name is didi, never you mind what it is short for. she only wants the best for me. god bless her. i think she really loves me, and i also really love her. although it is something we have to work at. i know my dick is pretty shit, but she loves my mouth, and god bless her. i want to see her every day, for everyday for the rest of my life. thanks.

You've had fuck all going on since these lot've been talking to you from 10PM till what time is it there? You've still been chatting till what time? It's so lovely to see you, johnboy.

 

[Qat]

@john2054 in light of recent posts I must voice some concerns.

Is didi short for dietmar??

If she's trying to get you on your meds again she's probably a Nazi.


I told you about Nazi doctors before


@Splinty do you know of any axis doctors in that area?


Q @Qat we may need you to hack the superserver at castle wolfenstein if I am correct.


I fucking warned you about Nazi doctors john!!

'I can neither confirm nor deny that this is part of a Wolfenstein experiment.

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

He should know too, Qat is our resident Deutsch Jägermeister.
That is Master Hunter, for our non-German speakers.

What is it in Grime Ninjaboi?

 

[yuki2054]

i first used the handle ninjaboj, then john2054, it's a work in progress. i went round there last night, and we had a great time, which included sex again. now fuck off bitches!

 

[SongExotic2]

i first used the handle ninjaboj, then john2054, it's a work in progress. i went round there last night, and we had a great time, which included sex again. now fuck off bitches!

Did you use any chinese Viagra?

 

[yuki2054]

damn right, i cant hold an erection without it

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

damn right, i cant hold an erection without it

For a man of your age, that is unfortunate to hear Ninjaboj.