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I wonder if it gets up and runs to the sink when you're finished
 

Judobill

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I like that it is real human hair. Imagine if it comes out that the hair is coming from Locks of Love donations.
 

Nemo?

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You mothetfuckers. I'm training someone doing abs and just wanted to check in I see this shit and LOL she is like what happened so I told her haha
Now I know you take your personal training seriously..... bet she had the best workout yet.
 

Nemo?

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Next time my mrs complains we don't go out for dinner enough, I am gonna pull this page out and do the math's on how many dinner dates buys me one of these.
 

Papi Chingon

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Can it do the dishes?
Technology is moving very fast and you can buy a contraption called a "dishwasher" for approximately the same cost as the blow job doll. Just as the blow job doll does as the name suggests, so does the "dishwasher" device. It is amazing.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Technology is moving very fast and you can buy a contraption called a "dishwasher" for approximately the same cost as the blow job doll. Just as the blow job doll does as the name suggests, so does the "dishwasher" device. It is amazing.
Does this amazing dishwasher device load itself and then put everything away when clean?
 

Onetrickpony

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MEGHAN MURPHY
FOUNDER & EDITOR
MEGHAN MURPHY IS A FREELANCE WRITER AND JOURNALIST. SHE HAS BEEN PODCASTING AND WRITING ABOUT FEMINISM SINCE 2010 AND HAS PUBLISHED WORK IN NUMEROUS NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL PUBLICATIONS, INCLUDING NEW STATESMAN, VICE, AL JAZEERA, THE GLOBE AND MAIL, I-D, TRUTHDIG, AND MORE. MEGHAN COMPLETED A MASTERS DEGREE IN THE DEPARTMENT OF GENDER, SEXUALITY AND WOMEN’S STUDIES AT SIMON FRASER UNIVERSITY IN 2012 AND LIVES IN VANCOUVER, B.C. WITH HER DOG.

First thing, who the fuck does their whole bio in all caps? Are you that self obsessed that lower case letters are beneath you?

Secondly, I'm willing to be she blames her inability to find a mate on her independence when really it's that even a desperate man would rather fuck an inanimate object then deal with her shit.