Top ten list of why the US is better than Canada:
10--we actually have a space program.
9--we have ten times as many people.
8--all the best canadians live here, not in canada.
7--we have the NFL, canada has the CFL.
6--we have new york, los angeles, chicago and miami; canada has toronto, montreal and vancouver.
5--we're not jealous of canadians; canadians are jealous of us.
4--we can kick canada's ass any time we want to.
3--we have a better climate.
2--we have hotter women and better beaches. and the
1 reason america is better than canada--WE'RE NOT CANADA