Lifestyle What's the shittiest beer?

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Mix6APlix

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I have to go with Natural Light. Can you name a shittier beer?
 

benjo0101

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Jun 13, 2016
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In the UK.

Fosters and Carling tied in the lager department. Having said that I can happily drink either.

Tetleys, John Smiths and Boddingtons tied in that bullshit they call "creamflow" department.

And Stella. Stella is the devils work.
 

SongExotic2

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Natty lite, carling and Stella are divine.

They are no red stripe or Kirin for sure, but they shouldn't be mentioned in this thread.


I think Carlsberg is shit. Bud lite is shit (and gives me the shits) modello negro gives me the shits so bad I almost die to death.

I had a weirdo beer at a primarily wine place at SF airport that made me shit like a baboon with ebola virus.


I can't remember what it was called (but now I think of it id had a couple bud lites before it so they diddnt help)
 

benjo0101

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Natty lite, carling and Stella are divine.

They are no red stripe or Kirin for sure, but they shouldn't be mentioned in this thread.


I think Carlsberg is shit. Bud lite is shit (and gives me the shits) modello negro gives me the shits so bad I almost die to death.

I had a weirdo beer at a primarily wine place at SF airport that made me shit like a baboon with ebola virus.


I can't remember what it was called (but now I think of it id had a couple bud lites before it so they diddnt help)
My man I think that beer makes you shit. Stop drinking beer. I have never had a beer give me the shits, ever.
 

Onetrickpony

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Nov 21, 2016
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In the UK.

Fosters and Carling tied in the lager department. Having said that I can happily drink either.

Tetleys, John Smiths and Boddingtons tied in that bullshit they call "creamflow" department.

And Stella. Stella is the devils work.
I like Stella, it's like a less skunky Heineken. I don't drink much beer though, it's usually something that reserved for patios on hot summer days.
 

Grateful Dude

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This one doesn't exist anymore (the brand was General Generic Beer), and it allegedly tasted like cat piss.


 

Yossarian

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The one that stands out right now..

Coors and Miller also. Especially the light stuff.
 

Lukewarm Carl

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Although I've never had it my buddy was telling me about something by Gose? ... It was Briney Melon. He described it as sweat and Sour Patch Kids. Although he liked it i have a feeling it would make me vomit. So I'm picking that.
 

BJTT_Pella

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I'm going with most of them taste like shit. The ones with lower a alcohol content taste worst. Also cans suck. I don't drink beer often but if I do, I wan't stronger stuff than 5%.
 

La Paix

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What ever happened to this shit?



This was super trendy in the 90s iirc but I never see it now. I bet teamquestnorth @teamquestnorth has that logo tattoo'd on his delt or something.
 

Onetrickpony

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What ever happened to this shit?



This was super trendy in the 90s iirc but I never see it now. I bet teamquestnorth @teamquestnorth has that logo tattoo'd on his delt or something.
I remember all of us laughing at the label on that stuff when we were about 14-16. We got hammered one night and decided that when you flipped it upside down it looked like batman eating some girl out.
 

La Paix

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I remember all of us laughing at the label on that stuff when we were about 14-16. We got hammered one night and decided that when you flipped it upside down it looked like batman eating some girl out.
Holy shit we did the same lol. How did this stuff go viral without social media?
 

Hauler

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Feb 3, 2016
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Local beer. We called them BLTs back in high school. You could get a case for about $3.99 if I remember correctly.

They recently started brewing it again and I saw a can at a bar downtown. For a bit of nostalgia, I ordered one. I don't remember it being that horrible.
 
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Hauler

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Feb 3, 2016
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What ever happened to this shit?



This was super trendy in the 90s iirc but I never see it now. I bet teamquestnorth @teamquestnorth has that logo tattoo'd on his delt or something.
We used to crush these at a bar after a long day at work. $2 for 22oz bottles. We called them "double deuces"
 

seekntruth

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I have to go with Natural Light. Can you name a shittier beer?
Bud Light and Natural Light are competing for the championship.
And Stella. Stella is the devils work.
Gay!
All dark beer is disgusting
Gayer!
The one that stands out right now..
Supremely Gay!
Gayest!

Bud. The most overrated lager/beer EVER.
How long have you hated America?




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