General So guys go to baby showers now?

[Hauler]

WTF? I don't want to go to this shit.

Which one of you millennial fucks caved in and agreed to this? For years this was my time to golf with the guys - but now I have to go watch some preggo chick open boxes of diapers. And my wife said "We do games. It's fun."

Yeah, I bet.

Fuck this shit.

 

[Onetrickpony]

Fuck that. If you go make sure to wear a dress so you fit in.

 

[La Paix]

WTF? I don't want to go to this shit.

Which one of you millennial fucks caved in and agreed to this? For years this was my time to golf with the guys - but now I have to go watch some preggo chick open boxes of diapers. And my wife said "We do games. It's fun."

Yeah, I bet.

Fuck this shit.

Don't forget your purse.

 

[Robbie Hart]

I am exempted from these as my wife knows it's pointless to bring me along

 

[mysticmac]

Don't forget the diapers either.

 

[mysticmac]

I am exempted from these as my wife knows it's pointless to bring me along

Low T?

 

[La Paix]

Low T?

High E

 

[Robbie Hart]

Low T?

?

 

[Gay For Longo]

I wouldn't go
I remember when all my friends were having kids and we had a kid, I told my wife I'd be going but I'd be going over our data plan cause I'd be watching movies on my phone through kodi

I was no longer invited

 

[Priziesthorse]

This would be a good time to wear a romphim.

I'm jealous.

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

WTF? I don't want to go to this shit.

Which one of you millennial fucks caved in and agreed to this? For years this was my time to golf with the guys - but now I have to go watch some preggo chick open boxes of diapers. And my wife said "We do games. It's fun."

Yeah, I bet.

Fuck this shit.

I was guilt tripped into going because my buddy basically begged me to go so that he wouldn't have to deal with all of the women squealing alone. He also told me that he thought a few of his wife's hot, single friends would be there.

He lied.

But I was smart and gave him a bottle of Macallan for the baby gift. That made things more palatable.

 

[mysticmac]

?

My condolences.

 

[Onetrickpony]

I am exempted from these as my wife knows it's pointless to bring me along

Likely because she knows you'll try to bang the maid.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Likely because she knows you'll try to bang the maid.

She's termed "the cleaner"

 

[Onetrickpony]

She's termed "the cleaner"

Oh I'm sorry mr hart, I was just cleaning this table.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Oh I'm sorry mr hart, I was just cleaning this table.

Open to applications for this chick, can I get a frontal view?

 

[Onetrickpony]

Google polish maid (she's one of the first few pictures) and image search. I'm sure you can find her work history and references if you try.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

WTF? I don't want to go to this shit.

Which one of you millennial fucks caved in and agreed to this? For years this was my time to golf with the guys - but now I have to go watch some preggo chick open boxes of diapers. And my wife said "We do games. It's fun."

Yeah, I bet.

Fuck this shit.

Dont blame the millennial faggots for your balls being cut off.

You have 2 choices to redeem yourself

1. Tell your wife you are going out for smokes and go play fucking golf. Shut your phone off and assert your dominance.

2. Start drinking scotch at 8 in the morning. She is either going to know better and excuse you, or she will think your ok at which point you proceed to make a ass of yourself while there. You will never be asked back.

Also why the fuck are people your age still having kids? It cant be safe for 50 year old women to be having kids.

 

[Hauler]

Also why the fuck are people your age still having kids? It cant be safe for 50 year old women to be having kids.

Haha! It's one if our younger friends. And I'm not in my 50s. Yet.

I can't be the only guy that doesn't go to this thing so I'm working on getting a group of the guys together to make a stand. I only know 3 out of the 10 though so this might be difficult.

The wife is well aware I don't want to go, and she's hit me with the "Do what you want" thing. But I know what that means. That means I need to scheme my way out of this bullshit.

 

[Judobill]

My wife wouldn't even consider dragging me to something like that. She knows what's up.

 

[Grateful Dude]

I didn't even attend the baby shower my wife had for our son. She did ask if I wanted to come, but after seeing the look of panic on my face, she suggested I just leave the house and go mountain biking instead. Which is what I do now every time there is a baby shower. She goes to the shower, I go biking. Go deal IMO

You're screwed if you go, Alco. Don't do it man. I will have to snip a corner off your man card if you follow through with this horrible plan.

 

[Grateful Dude]

Do what you want

That's like the kiss of death lol

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Haha! It's one if our younger friends. And I'm not in my 50s. Yet.

I can't be the only guy that doesn't go to this thing so I'm working on getting a group of the guys together to make a stand. I only know 3 out of the 10 though so this might be difficult.

The wife is well aware I don't want to go, and she's hit me with the "Do what you want" thing. But I know what that means. That means I need to scheme my way out of this bullshit.

So your plan is to ruin your friends day and possibly their lives when the wives think going to baby showers is normal for men? What a great friend you are.

I would rather spend the day at work than bail you out of that shitshow.

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

Haha! It's one if our younger friends. And I'm not in my 50s. Yet.

I can't be the only guy that doesn't go to this thing so I'm working on getting a group of the guys together to make a stand. I only know 3 out of the 10 though so this might be difficult.

The wife is well aware I don't want to go, and she's hit me with the "Do what you want" thing. But I know what that means. That means I need to scheme my way out of this bullshit.

Sneak some metamucil (old people like you have that already, right?) and give yourself the shits the night before. Tell her that you're still feeling ill the next morning and then text her that you're feeling better after she leaves.

 

[Hauler]

So your plan is to ruin your friends day and possibly their lives when the wives think going to baby showers is normal for men?

No, my plan is to get a coup together and get all the dudes out of it.

But I can't be the only dude that doesn't go. If my wife is the only one there by herself there would be hell to pay.