General So guys go to baby showers now?

[Shinkicker]

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Awww, cmon. I'm sorry.

Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Awww, cmon. I'm sorry.

Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?

Lets take this to pm.

See @Yuki Nakai's Eye this is how its done

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Haha! It's one if our younger friends. And I'm not in my 50s. Yet.

I can't be the only guy that doesn't go to this thing so I'm working on getting a group of the guys together to make a stand. I only know 3 out of the 10 though so this might be difficult.

The wife is well aware I don't want to go, and she's hit me with the "Do what you want" thing. But I know what that means. That means I need to scheme my way out of this bullshit.

My wife knows better than to drag me to thsee things. Then again she doesn't believe in them, says they're nothing less than a cash grab.

That being said my buddy who is expecting, his wife and my wife have due dates 2 days apart, hosted a diaper party.

He provide drinks, appetizers and a Texas hold em tourney. I bought a 35$ box of pampers got drunk and cleaned house. Took home $360.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

No, my plan is to get a coup together and get all the dudes out of it.

But I can't be the only dude that doesn't go. If my wife is the only one there by herself there would be hell to pay.

Organise a side game of poker or skeet shooting in the back yard.

 

[b00ts]

WTF? I don't want to go to this shit.

Which one of you millennial fucks caved in and agreed to this? For years this was my time to golf with the guys - but now I have to go watch some preggo chick open boxes of diapers. And my wife said "We do games. It's fun."

Yeah, I bet.

Fuck this shit.

I've only been to Diaper Parties. It's where the guys get together and you bring diapers for the soon to be dad and drink and bbq.

 

[Robbie Hart]

I find it funny that lots of dudes have seen this pic yet not one noticed that she was looking in two directions at once.

Admittedly, I didn't notice till @Robbie Hart asked for her job application.

When looking on iPhone can't see that clearly unless it was blatantly highlighted.....plus I'm not usually looking a girl's face for more than a split second to determine if she's remotely justifiable....immediately go to the body for a long time to work out whether I would sleep with her.
In this case, I'm not done analysing as you haven't provided a frontal view so..........

Application rejected pending further review and pending interview

 

[Splinty]

Which one of you millennial fucks caved in and agreed to this

Hahahahaha

 

[Hauler]

I've only been to Diaper Parties. It's where the guys get together and you bring diapers for the soon to be dad and drink and bbq.

This is acceptable.